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This introduces a new series at P.M.P.I.


Name: Martin Havershamer
Age: 43
Residence: US Federal Prison, Leavenworth

Downside:

Serial killer responsible for the deaths
of at least 74 people.

Upside:

Against the War in Iraq.
Supports environmental causes.

Downside:

Treats his friends like crap. Usually by
cutting them apart with a chain saw.

Upside:

Donates time to the Prison AIDS Network.

Downside:

Treats his prison bitches like crap.
Usually by cutting them with a handmade shiv.

Upside:

Has a lovely singing voice.

Downside:

Makes up his own creepy lyrics to songs.

Upside:

Likes to tell pleasant stories about Rover,
the dog he had when he was a boy.

Downside:

He never owned a dog.