This introduces a new series at P.M.P.I.
Name: Martin Havershamer
Residence: US Federal Prison, Leavenworth
Serial killer responsible for the deaths
of at least 74 people.
Against the War in Iraq.
Supports environmental causes.
Treats his friends like crap. Usually by
cutting them apart with a chain saw.
Donates time to the Prison AIDS Network.
Treats his prison bitches like crap.
Usually by cutting them with a handmade shiv.
Has a lovely singing voice.
Makes up his own creepy lyrics to songs.
Likes to tell pleasant stories about Rover,
the dog he had when he was a boy.
He never owned a dog.