Uschi the cow.
She's pissed as hell and she's not going
to take it anymore.

(Photo credit)

This has been around a bit, but I found it so hilarious that I had to do
my own post on it.

It seems that Uschi, a pregant Charolais cow, ran a rampage in the city
of Hanover recently and by the time it was all over with did E25,000
worth of damage before police and firefighters were finally able to
subdue her with tranquilizer darts.

The Reuters source says that Uschi "lashed out at cars, benches, garden
fences and whatever else got in her way" during her rampage.

I love it when stuff like this happens; stuff that comes into our normal
Point A to Point B lives and forces us to stop a second and say "What
the ????"

It's kind of like magic. Except based in reality.

Which brings up an interesting idea for a movie script. A giant mutated
pregnant cow goes beserk and (once again) destroys the city of Tokyo.