I saw a commercial on television the other night
that had a baby t-shirt that read:

I thought that was pretty good.
It certainly was better than the one that said

As bad as that one was, it proved to be
more popular than this next one.

Now that one was pretty damn unpopular.
But it was still more popular than this one.

That's just really terrible. But even that one
was more popular than the next one.