In case you've been confused trying to decide among all the political
candidates running for U.S. President right now, you might find some
relief by asking the Brain-In-A-Jar.
Just think of your yes/no type question — say, "Will Hillary screw up
the Health Care thing again if she becomes President?" — and receive
your answer from the all-knowing Brain. And it will answer your questions
for any of the 273 other presidential candidates, too.
The mesmerizing Brain can also be used to decide questions about your
love life, your career plans, or your latest on-going feud with the IRS.
(NOTE: P.M.P.I. not legally responsible for answers given by Brain-In-A-Jar.)