Hello. My name is Edward. My research has indicated that you qualify for
a unique opportunity that I have to offer. I am a single American male,
currently desiring marriage. You can check out my wonderful body in my
photo. I am currently working on my third novel, which will bring in
millions of dollars. All I need to complete it is a small investment of
$100 (US) for copying costs. In return I will pass the remainder of the
profits on to you as an investor. You don't have to pay for the dog, he is
FREE OF CHARGE. This is a unique marriage/investment/dog opportunity.
You can contact me anytime at grifter@large.com and I will notify you how
to make the donation and will send you more sexy photos of my wonderful
body. Please hurry. Time is limited and I am running low on printer paper.
How much for pictures of the dog?k;-)>
How could anyone refuse? 😀
Um, let's see….I'll have to think about it. Do you want the "Normal" dog photos, or the "Special" dog photos (if you know what I mean and I think you do). LOL 🙂
:lol:I'm just…stunned. What an incredible offer!A FREE dog!!!:lol:
I see – a bit like a Collateralized Debt Obligation (CDO)… I suppose the dog is the AAA rated component… 😀
But he's part of the total package. Sorry! 😆
AAA is always a pain in the ass. especially if you try to collect from 'em
Well I don't know anything about economics. But if the AAA is a pain in the ass, then yeah. 😆
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You're not talking about the American Anthropological Association, are you? Cause if you have a problem with your subsciption, I find they are quite friendly, actually. 🙂
Oh, them??? They keep dropping by my hut. Telling me they want to "study" me.I don't know what the hell that's all about…'course, they're a lot less patronizing than the paleontology crowd that keeps dropping by…
nah. this is scary:"…I did get stuck in by the side door [at Mass] with all the fifth-grade kids from the parochial school. A few of them got up and talked about their favorite saints…"k%-p
😆 I'm studying you RIGHT NOW. Kinda scary, huh?As for the paleontologists, they're just frigging dinosaurs, man.
Glen Pierce writes:
Edward, send me your address. I'm sending you $100 just for the hell of it! Love the post and love the dog! 🙂
BTW, Jean Beasley of the Karen Beasley Sea Turtle Hospital won the Animal Planet Hero of the Year Award!!!
I'm serious, email me your address. Loved it! Loved it! Loved it!
Glen, my god, you know IF that is the case, then just send the $100 to Karen, absolutely. My god, you know, that is magnficent, her winning that.And, BTW, so good hearing from you again.