"Baa, baa, black sheep. Have you any wool?"

"Yes, sir! Yes sir, four bags full."

"Four bags? Isn't it usually three bags?"

"Well, you have to adjust for inflation."

"Oh. Okay, give me four bags then. One for my
boss, one for my wife, one for my worthless
brother-in-law who lives down the lane from us,
and one for old Mr. Pierce at the nursing home."

"Four bags of wool coming right up.
Will that be paper or plastic?"

This is an actual movie. Although from
what I've read it doesn't really have any
black sheep in it, it's just a euphemism.