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The inventor of the Beefy Cheesy Melt.

While my sister and bro were here recently, me and John stopped in
to get something to eat at Taco Bell. I would put Taco Bell at #2 on my
favorite fast-food restaurants list. I might not eat there often, but it
is always a treat.

I ordered the new Beefy Cheesy Melt that they've been advertising the
hell out of on TV. I also got a traditional bean and rice burrito.

Unfortunately, the Beefy Cheesy Melt is not one of Taco Bell's best
efforts. It tasted bland. I guess that besides a cheeseburger there is
only so much you can do with some meat and some cheese. I put TBs
hottest hot-sauce on it to try to enhance it. But it didn't help much.

I was glad to have the burrito back-up. It's still only $0.99, and is a
classic. As for the Beefy Cheesy Melt, it's not exactly terrible but it
is far from being up to Taco Bell's normal standards. As such I can
only give it a 1 GU rating.

More fun was the Beefy Cheesy web site, which allows you to enter
words into predefined fields, then the site automatically generates
a love letter. So I decided just for the hell of it to write one for my
BFF Julie. I don't know how most people's letters come out on this
thing, but mine was…well, you'll just have to see it for yourself —
I think it's hilarious.

Yes, Julie, I love you more and more every patio…

And in case you are wondering, the words I chose were WINE, LAUGH,
MUSIC, HOT, PATIO, SPOKANE, MOVIES, FROLICKED, FUN, FOOD, and
SPRING.

BEEFY CHEESY MELT:
P.M.P.I. Rating (Out of 5)

JULIE'S CHEESY LOVE LETTER:
P.M.P.I. Rating (Out of 5)

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