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A while back I got together with my friend Sean and his then-girlfriend
Elizabeth and our friend Joanna. I don't know how the conversation ended
up there, but I found myself talking about my first girlfriend in high
school. Joanna asked me what she had looked like. "She looked like a
short Cher" I told her. A little later, I happened to mention the first
girl I ever slept with. When they asked me what she looked like, I told
them "She kinda looked like a short, really voluptuous Cher."
Now, I knew that sounded sort of strange. It made me sound like I had
some sort of obsessive-compulsive thing with Cher going on. We all had
a good laugh at that.
For the record, those are the only two women I've ever had relations
with who looked like Cher.
Maybe it was just a phase.
This Insubstantial Pageant Faded 
I have never had a relationship with a woman who looked like her but after watching Holby City and the Invicibles that I still have fantacuies about relationships with Jane Asher and Jenny AMy beloved wife of 23 years looks nothing like either of them although I would bet that her pastry is even better than Lane Ashers
Pastry? A good euphanism! :up:
Oh. Never mind! 🙂
Pastry as in the stuff on pies,not only is jane Asher a good actress and gorgeous she is also a very fine cookWhat more could a man want
I thought everybody had a crush on Cher…
"Cher could easily pass for a lesbian."I don't know about that one, but I do know that an awfully good number of gays have passed for Cher! :lol:Meeting Cher in heaven.I think most guys these days like the cheap, plastic looking type. Or so it seems, anyway.BUT if there are any cheap, plastic looking types out there who would like to date me, I'm definitely available — cause I'm really not too picky at this point.
men have weird taste !I thought all men liked the Rita Hayworth type. I guess I was wrong.Cher could easily pass for a lesbian.
:lol:You never fail to make me laugh my heart out!!Yes, the statistics say that "the King" and Cher were among the highest "look a likes" in the world!!!I m glad I don;t look like Elvis or Cher!! :lol:"not too picky at this point"We are not talking about food here!!! I used to be a picky eater too 😆
I recently told a family friend that I would start dating again when they found a cure for TIBD (pronounced "tibid")."TIBD?" he said."Yeah, TIBD. T. I. B. D." said I."What's TIBD?" he inquired."Testoterone-induced brain damage," said I, while his new girlfriend proceeded to laugh herself right out of her chair and onto the floor.A couple of days later, I googled "testosterone-induced brain damage", and discovered that there is a study that concludes that excess testosterone may actually cause brain damage.Go figure.:lol::whistle:
Curiously, the first woman I ever slept with also looked like a short, voluptuous Cher. What does this mean?:)(What could have been – and never was)
Maybe there are a bunch of aliens here on the planet who have all assumed the form of short, very voluptous Chers and who seek "virgin sperm" — kinda like Andy Warhol's Dracula except with Cher and young males. It's just a theory. 😆
OMG, you were serious!Well, go figure that one! @ Star. 😆 Yes, it's tragic, isn't it? 😆
Definitely something strange at work here! 🙂
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No wonder you are all getting along ! :lol:I thought all this time it was your high intellectual level, now I see more connections coming to life :DSpeaking of which, I have to put my thinking hat on and figure out what the h@@@ am I doing here ?? 😆