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Indiana Jones may have kicked some Soviet ass in Kingdom of the
Crystal Skull,
but he's getting his yarbles cut off at the box office
by four crazy broads from New York City.

As of the time of this writing, the new movie version of the famous
Sex and the City television show has made $56.8 million dollars at
the box office compared to Crystal Skull's $44.8 million.

It's been noted elsewhere — practically everywhere, actually — that
few men (15 percent) are going to see the movie. And it is also
generally agreed that those who do are either A) gay; or B) totally
pussy-whipped.

And from what I hear, there is no truth to the rumor that Sex and the
City
ends with a strap-on lesbian orgy with the four chics. Which is
too bad, cause that's about the only way any guy I know would even
consider going to see it.

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