Erika La Tour Eiffel gets in a quick
honeymoon with her new spouse.
Doing a bit more research today on the Eiffel Tower, which I showed
recently all dolled up for France's assumption of the Presidency of the
European Union, I came across an unusual story of a woman who has
married the thing.
Erika La Tour Eiffel, from San Francisco, recently married the Eiffel
Tower in a ceremony in Paris attended by some of her friends.
Evidently, Erika has a sexual orientation called Objectum-Sexual — an
erotic love of objects. According to the article above, this condition
is rare and seems limited to women.
In any case, far be it from me to judge.
I just wonder if Erika would get jealous if other women also married the
tower. A couple of women getting into a cat-fight at the base of the
tower over their "lover" — the Eiffel Tower — might be one that even
the French police haven't run across before.