I don't know why I'm doing this. Except that it has been fun.
MY IDEAL GIRL
Body Type: Thin
Hair: Carrot top
Occupation: Reference Librarian
Hobbies and Interests: Amateur theater, sewing, movies, horseback riding
Favorite Book: Encyclopedia Brittanica
Personality: Mostly quiet but with a flair for the dramatic. Loves
finding things out and is a veritable font of trivia that I don't care
anything about (but which sometimes comes in handy). Kind and
compassionate. Loves horses and dogs. Burns everything she cooks (i.e.,
I do the cooking). Truthful to a fault, wears her heart on her blouse-
sleeve. Has 37 pairs of high-heels. Laughs at all my dumb jokes. Smokes
occasionally. Doesn't usually drink, but when she does she drinks me
under the table.
To be honest, I don't think I really have an ideal girl. There are too
many great women in the world.
Don't piss off the Reference Librarian!