Well, guess what. There's another giant hurricane
headed towards New Orleans, and the mayor of that
city has ordered its evacuation.

I'm beginning to think that maybe New Orleans should
just cut its losses and move the city to Northern
California or something.

It would at least be cooler there in the Summer, and
far less rain.

There might be earthquakes in California. But at least
you don't have to evacuate an entire city due to an
earthquake. You're just pretty much stuck with it.

They could also rebuild the French Quarter and actually
make it French this time, not Spanish.

If they can relocate Abu Simbel, I'm sure they could
move New Orleans.