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Well I would never have known it if I hadn't gone
downtown yesterday, but evidently today is
National Talk Like a Pirate Day.
This be the day all we normally landlubbin' gents
and ladies can pretend we's sailin the seven seas
grabbin up booty and burnin' stuff ta the ground.
Meself, I plan to be waylayin and boardin
some fine ship or nother, and holdin some fair
lady for ransom. But not, of course, bufor
havin my evil pirate way with her! This bein
in the pirate trade what we call "perks."
The poor lass that I plan to be perkin'.
And of course I would get me ear bit off and
maybe me nose cut off by me fine lass crew
if I didn't include a good artsy thing of
Captain Jack — though he's not the pirate
I am I must admit he'd make a pretty good
cabin boy for me first mate Angeliki and
numerous other of ta crew. So here ya go.
And, in case you missed the excitin tale the first
time around, ya can read all about me lusty pirate
adventures in the Caribbean. Though this tale doesn't
include any perkin', it's still a good tale!
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I can have 110 temperature hallucinating,if Johnny walk in I will be perfect too! :lol:the other one Benjamin Bratt please show this picture to your wife 😀you might not agree with Ed but I have a feeling your wife will agree with me on this!
Scarlett is Ed's fancy, not mine. I'm not into blondes. I like dark women. Like my wife.My wife also digs this guy… Which I understand better.
PS I hope Ed has a wild night out in the Carribbean Island he is and he doesn't see this new picture!sorry Ed,this past week the collection became greater!! :)missing you!
:hat: TOPH!I know I just broke the rules but if I babysit with no payment at least I deserve a second page! 😆
Star!he is two years older than me !I don't think he is young,If I ever get in a serious relationship I wouldn't go any higher than his age anyway!He fits my imaginations just fine! :lol:I feel he is one of the few that don't seem older but he is not young.too many men in your life Star,I have only my teen son …My dad is 5,000 away and growing up I learned to share him with two sisters and a mom…I guess we see men a little differently :)I hope you share with us who you do like :):heart:
Johnny Depp is too much of a kid for my tastes. After one grown son and two ex-husbands, I ain't raisin' no more boys. 😀
The only men in my life right now, Angeliki, are my son and my new grandson. My father is deceased, my brother lives in New Zealand, and I only have to interact with my exes at weddings, births, and funerals.I am fortunate in that I have some very good men friends on whom I can depend when I need them–husbands of good friends, and some friends from church.But I'm a fan of old movies, and all my "matinee idols" are probably dead by now. I know most of them are. Gene Kelly, Danny Kaye…:heart:If I had to choose somebody current, Antonio Banderas maybe. Robert de Niro in a heartbeat. And I wouldn't spit at Robert Redford, either.:D
:heart:Star you know how to make this girl smile early in the morning!!!your choices are perfect!!!!Robert Redford might be of some age but he can put his shoes under my bed any time!! :lol:I hope you are the sharing type too :)have a great one!!!!!:heart:
Well, girls, what can I say? I wish you sweet dreams… about old men with plastic noses.:D
:lol:you are a fantasy killer! :lol:Good Night 🙂
It may have come a little too late, but I found this perfect pirate music video while searching for something else. They're actually not bad. If you like metal stuff.
Not bad indeed.I like metal stuff. Not my favourite, but me likes. :DNah, I don't think it's too late. :)And did you see that ridiculous argument over in the comments? Sheesh. :yuck: I sometimes really get the feeling that youtube is the nesting place of thousands of idiots. But, it all has to do with that "John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory", albeit in a slightly different manner.Well, at least it didn't turn in to a "there is no God"/"there so tottaly is a God" fight… I think I've seen around 80 of those. :ko:
Sun, LMAO. I'll check the link out, so thanks. :up:
People like to be jerks I guess. And if you haven't noticed, the link you gave actually states that youtube is an example of the theory.For those not in the clicking mood, I'll post the formula here:"Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total Fuckwad"
Quinn, that's been the philosophy of my blog since the beginning. 😆
So I have two options to say something nice, but they are a bit oposite:1. "You are very successful with you philosophy"1. "You are not a Total Fuckwad" Sometimes you just can't decide…
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Hey, It's no big deal. Cyber wacos have been around a long time. I met the first ones of this particular breed back in '96. It was actually worse then. Here in Denmark you'd find them on the debate forum of every online newspaper, stating the same paranoid insane opinions and displaying the same absolute lack of self insight – the way I see it – again and again. Some of them even use the same nicks as back in the 90's. It's sad. In fact it's so sad, that I have chosen to look at it as funny – both funny peculiar and funny haha. Freedom of speech has its downsides. This is one of the more harmless downsides. There are worse.Anyway, who am I to judge? Let the one without sin cast the first stone.Pirates – aren't we all?
Thank you.