I wasn't going to vote this year. There are a lot of reasons for that,
but perhaps the primary one is that I probably won't live to see the
next President complete their first term of office anyway. Which
somehow tends to make me not give a shit.
But I got to thinking — why waste a perfectly good vote when maybe I
could get some cash for it?
So. My vote is up for sale. I was thinking about putting it up for sale
on eBay, but there is too much work involved setting up all the right
accounts you need. So I thought I would just sell it here on my blog.
For the very reasonable price of $1200 (USD), I will vote for whoever
you want me to vote for. I will even vote for some weird or totally
unelectable 3rd party candidate like the Libertarians or whatever if
that's what you want.
And, if you act now, I will throw in my votes for the Congressional
election at no extra charge. That's a helluva deal, if you ask me.
One thing: you have to let me know and the money order has to be
in my hands by October 3rd, or the offer is void.
Sorry — no checks, no cards, no Zimbabwean currency.
You got it. I vote for Obama. Unless I get a better offer.:lol:
since it is for October 3rd (2009 or later??) ๐ here is the money in advance!go Barack !!!giving one year credit doesn't happen often! ๐++*hugs*
I can offer a couch.:whistle::lol:
that I have to see,I hope the exchange stays in dollars,if it starts in babes well I might start the babe entries too! ๐
Yeah, but….I won't tell you who to vote for.:D
@ Angeliki. No, no babes needed. I have a babe — Sasha — and she was a little terror this evening. Barking and nipping at me! @ Star.Hmmm. A couch. Nah….:lol:
:D:heart:
I have no say whatsoever on who's gonna be president of United, but I can't stop wondering about what you'll use all that money for?
Maybe a new camera. That's what I was thinking. ๐
Sasha is the babe! :lol:who needs anybody else?? one feisty/wet kisser is more than enough!:heart:
:sst: airplane ticket to Azores; for the rest you can buy few boxes of red wine ๐
@ Angeliki. True. But last night I would have sold her for a six-pack of beer she was so bad.@ Darko. You realize, of course, that I'm almost as close to Sydney, Australia as I am to the Azores. That's a long way to go for a case of wine. Though I do imagine it would be very good wine.
PS what have you done to that angel ???she was such a great girl!it is all your fault! you better change your behavior!:bomb:
oh,that reminds me of Sarah Palin and how close is Alaska to Russia! ๐
:lol:you better give in, she is the boss now and for the next 18 years ๐
@ Angeliki. No, I have to be the alpha dog. Otherwise all hell breaks loose. @ Darko. That is true. Not that there probably aren't a few good Australian wines.
I've only given her pets and kisses! She's just testing me. Trying to find out who the Alpha dog is.
Portuguese wines are better than Australian :up:
too late for that! :lol:girls are different!deal with it ๐
It's been a long time since you've had a puppy, Edward. It's like a toddler in the "terrible twos" stage.Enjoy it! By the time she learns all the rules, you'll love each other so much, it won't matter.(And she'll have you wrapped 'round her little fi–paw.):lol:
Her cute little paws are like razors right now. As well as her teeth. She does this "smile" thing and looks like a great white shark. But she's a puppy. I expect some things.
Please post pictures of the "smile" thing. That's gotta be priceless!:lol:
I'd bet you good money! And I don't mean photo money! She's my girl. I'm not saying anything really bad about her. But you haven't been on the receiving end of those teeth. You will see what a beautiful girl she is. Except when she smiles. Then, she's scary!
Pics to come in about a week. I'll try to get one of the "smile" thing!In the meantime, this might give you some idea…and I'm not joking…No! Bad Sasha!:)
you are a cruel man Ed Piercy! I saw the video she is a Princess! these are ugly things !
Sasha knows you love her but, be glad she is not a real girl friend! "she eats her poops"she barks all evening"her nails are like raisersher teeth are sharp,she is beautiful except when she smiles!! and don;t have me exchange her with a cat!PS my kids :heart: are at home…I will be back either later or tomorrow ! G/night :heart
I don't have $1200US to spare, but I have a friend named Busty Betsy whom I might be able to convince that you need a lap dance…
O, I'm not gonna fall for that $1200 lap dance thing again!But thanks for the offer. ๐
OK, but she enjoys her work…
Well….I'll think about it. In lieu of anybody offering me any actual cash, I might be willing to make a trade.Bartering for Busty Betty. Hmmm. Kinda catchy.
People who have seen her work make effusive statements like "she's bubbly," and "she really is kinda busty."