I was going through some of the local news today when I came across
this story about a woman who rolled her car trying to avoid a raccoon.
Fortunately, the woman and the child who was with her were uninjured.

Which sort of reminds me of that near-serious squirrel incident that
happened a while back.

In a related story, another woman hit the proverbial brick wall by
driving her mini-van into — you got it — a brick wall. The woman
sustained head injuries and was taken to the hospital. There was no
report as to how the wall itself was doing.