I've been getting these calls over the past six months.
When I pick up the phone, a recorded voice says "You have
been called by an inmate at Global Tel-link. If you wish
to accept this call…" etc.

It seems somebody in prison is trying to call me and wants
me to pick up the tab. To the best of my knowledge, I don't
know anybody in prison. So of course when I get one of those
calls, I hang up.

So to all prisoners out there, or at least to the one who
keeps calling me, if you are reading this I want to ask you
to quit calling. It's getting to be a real pain in the ass.

Unless you are this girl. If you are, please call anytime
between 6:00 pm and 11:00 pm.