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Jennifer Love Hewitt, top and bottom.
Tonight I made a tomato salad. First I cut up the tomatoes. Then I got
out the package of shredded cheese. I pulled the two sides of the pack
open, or I should say I tried to. I couldn't get the pack to open. Which
seemed odd given that the bag only seemed half-full, and therefor it
seemed that the bag would have already been opened and easy to deal with.
So using my fingers I tore the top side and pulled the plastic away across
the top, because that's what you do with a new bag of cheese — tear the
top to access the plastic re-closeable seal. But I still couldn't get the
packet open.
Finally, I gave up. I decided I would just cut the damn thing open. I
set the packet down on the cutting board and reached in and got a sharp
knife. When I picked the packet up again I realized something: I had
been trying to open the bag from the wrong end, from the bottom end.
Totally stupid.
Finally getting the packet open — from the actual top — I put the grated
cheese on the tomatoes and some cracker crumbs and some salad dressing.
I went in to watch TV and eat the salad. I ended up watching the last
half of Ghost Whisperer. I will say one thing, there's no mistaking top
from bottom when it comes to Jennifer Love Hewitt.
There was something new on the show, or at least new to me not having
watched it for a good while. It seems that Jennifer Hewitt's business
partner's son now has a hot ghost girlfriend.
Let me say that again: A hot ghost girlfriend.
I don't know what you would do with a hot ghost girlfriend, except maybe
to hang out and talk and not have sex.
But come to think of it, that's pretty much what I did with my last
girlfriend.
She really is one gorgeous woman. I've watched the show only a couple of times and liked it but never remember when it's on.
she is blessed with beauty and a gentle soul, she helps many kids with donations .This is a great picture ! I believe I can add something little here during the day too 😀
Errr…. what was the salad like? What kind of dressing did you used? :chef:
It was just tomatoes cut into chunks and grated cheddar cheese and ground up crackers with ranch dressing. It was just Jennifer Love Hewitt with tight orange panties and ground up crackers and ranch dressing.
Never use a knife to open (or reopen) plastic bags. Most modern households have another instrument for this particular purpose, the socalled 'scissors'. The first mention of modern type scissors dates back to the Romanesque period, in the statutes of the craft guild for scissor-makers, one of the many associations of artisans founded in that period. The love of pure, unadorned construction that characterizes Romanesque architecture is reflected in the predilection for simple scissor design, with no decorative elements to distinguish them from previous similar intsruments. The scissors have maintained a state of being purely functional items ever since.Very little has been written on the subject of the scissors, but the thorough research of Massimiliano Mandel.Historical collections of scissors can be found at the following exebition facilities:The Metropolitan Museum of Art. The Fairfield Museum in Bothwell, Ontario. The Giuseppina Gioacchino Collection. The Museum of Archeology in Konya Turkey. The Museum of Decorative Arts, Paris. The Anita Gatti Collection, Milan. The GBZ Foundation for Paleontological Studies, Milan.You can purchase a pair of scissors in your local hardware store.PS: What is it with you and plastic bags?
Why? You hurt yourself? :insane:
"What is it with you and plastic bags?"Martin, no matter where I look I AM SURROUNDED BY PLASTIC BAGS. Please, SOMEBODY STOP ME, before I open a plastic bag with scissors again!
It is perfectly safe to open any bags, including plastic bags, with scissors. However, using a knife for the purpose can be extremely hazardous, especially for the elderly or the mentally confused.You seem to be one of the few people in the world who doesn't realize the difference between a knife and scissors. As a service I provide you with 1) a picture of a typical pair of scissors and 2) a picture of a pair of scissors applied with laser aim.1/2/I am afraid I cannot help you with your plastic bag issues on account of myself having the same problem.
:lol:Martin, please don't tell me that they have laser-guided scissors now. I'm not sure I could handle it.
I thought you will never ask!every geek knows it!! 😆http://www.google.com/products?client=opera&rls=en&q=laser-guided+scissors&sourceid=opera&oe=utf-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=product_result_group&resnum=1&ct=title$15.00USD for the scissors, and you are on you way to the "geek club of America!" :lol:the first time I saw them in a remote area in a fabric store of Dutch Pennsylvania! I almost flipped, Amish buying fabric which was cut by a laser-guided scissors! :lol:oh if I only had geek readers the posts I had to add! :lol Thank God they are all normal (or I believe they are ) 😀
Eddie,enjoy your meal! :heart:
I said PLEASE DON'T TELL ME! :lol:Thanks for the link, A. I'll check it out. Finally got a new Crazy Daisy's post up. I find those nerve-wracking to do. But it's over now. I can smoke a cigarette and eat some pizza.
But what about the plastic bags?
😆
@ Martin.Guess what — the pizza came in a plastic bag.
I remember my old grandma keeping all plastic bags (grocery bags) in drawers around the house, nicely folded. She was from that generation, you know. She also kept paper sheets that only had print on one side and all kinds of jars and glass containers. Not because she had problems getting rid of them, back then there was no recycling programmes, everything just went in the bin, but because she didn't want to throw 'a perfectly good thing' in the trash. I have the same thing with newspapers. I'd sometimes find a two years old nespaper lying around.Don't ask me why.
The same as my grandparents 😆
delivering as promised in my first comment here 😀
I's say that's difinitely "top." :lol:Very nice GIF!
Does not look like plastic to me. No, I really don't think it is plastic…