The Amish Fireplace.
Is your living space too cold in winter?
Well now you can solve that problem with
a safe yet powerful heating unit that
simulates the look of a real fireplace.
The amazing Amish Fireplace is constructed
of high-grade materials and then framed in
an attractive unit in black, white, cherry
and oak models.
The Amish Fireplace is manufactured in
Holmes County, Ohio by real, actual Amish
people, known for their plain dress, rejection
of modern ways, and their tendency to drive
on the wrong side of the road.
Totally plain Amish people handcraft
each component of your new Amish Fireplace.
Don't let that ideology fool you. The Amish
Fireplace is capable of blasting out 1500 Watts
or 750 Watts into your severely heat-deprived
space.
But there's more. Each Amish Fireplace has an
innovative amplifier and stereo speaker system
that pumps out a kick-ass 1000 Amps of pure,
clear, bright sound. Why duplicate your speaker
system? Get the Amish Fireplace and throw those
old, unattractive speakers away forever.
Impress the neighbors with the glorious stereo
sounds coming from your Amish Fireplace.
But there's even more than that. The convenient
remote control which operates the Amish Fireplace
is actually a handy, universal remote. Now control
your stereo, television, and DVD player all from
the same remote that controls your fireplace.
Want to control your Amish Fireplace from your
laptop? No problem. Thanks to the handy Bluetooth
capability of the Fireplace, you can set the unit
to operate from another room or turn it on before
you arrive home.
But wait, there's even more than the more
stuff already mentioned. Each Amish Fireplace
is also equipped with a state-of-the-art GPS
system. Not only will you always know where
your fireplace is, but you will know where you
are also if you are standing alongside it!
And perhaps you are tired of waiting, but
you will be glad to have waited even longer
when we tell you that as of December 2009
each Amish Fireplace will be fully integrated
with Apple laptops and the iPhone. Imagine
the convenience that will bring to your
incredibly jam-packed life.
Don't wait! Order yours today!
(Amish Fireplace not available in Madagascar.)
Harrison Ford will personally ensure the
quick delivery of your Amish Fireplace!
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I admire them. Doesn't stop me from poking fun, though. :pDid you ever see Witness — ????
I got a smile from the *more* :)the fireplace does work very well!my Pennsylvania neighbour JoAnn got it and she is very pleased with it,when their life style is dedicated to hard work and not into collecting food stamps, it makes these people winners in my books.Last summer I spend 8 days in an Amish village. I met the family at a Cancer Center in New York City. Their youngest daughter has a rare type of cancer.I was so overwhelmed by their love , I promised to stay with them and let my own kids have the experienceof living in an Amish village. Their way of paying back a good deed it was way more than I expected. I am not able to share more of our stay with themout of respect to their wishes, but it was and remains an experence to cherish for the rest of our lives :)Thanks for sharing this…I did a post on the Amish last year and I was sad to see that it wasn't a favorite …I trully enjoyed this one :heart:
Does it twitter?
Remote control, stereo speakers, bluetooth, usb, gps, laptop… :faint:Things were much easier and simpler in old times. I thought, no, I was convinced that a fireplace is something you shoud put firewood into and then light some fire :left:I might be somewhat behind modern times….
I want three of them. One for my budgies, one for my car and one in the toilet standing in front of me while I'm sitting on the can in order not to get cold feet.
When it can wash dishes and do laundry, I'll be on the waiting list in a New York minute.:D
@ Martin.Yes, it does!:lol:Ah, then I assume you will also be buying the Amish Toilet?@ Star.Hey, that's a hot Dallas minute if you please!I want a French maid for that kind of thing. And I guess Angeliki must have gotten mad at me for insulting "her" Amish, so I doubt we'll see any French maid photos out of that one.
Amish toilet? That would be a spade, right?By the way, do you think the Amish use mobiles?
Viking Text Messaging.
Fireplaces in Arizona would be like aircons in Greenland
I'd hate to be the guy to transport that message to its recipient. 😆
At first when I started reading this, I was thinking, when did the Amish start doing stuff like this. Then I saw it was one of your RBS posts. 😆 You are so funny. Alot of people in Arizona have fireplaces and, to me, they are frivolous. Now up in the mountains that'd be fine and this would be the kind I'd have…no mess or cutting firewood. But in Phoenix? Kinda dumb. And I could do without the remote and stuff.
@ Allan.Was over at your post for that one, but LMAO anyway. I'm sure that on future models of the iPhone they will have a "Fireplace App" available. @ Pam.Yeah I can see how you may not have much of a need in the Valley. :pPerhaps you would be more interested in the Amish Hot Tub? And let's not forget a bottle of nice cold Amish Plain Porter. Okay, I'm out of here. 😆
:lol:Yeah, let's hope the guy has the "Unlimited Plan."
Talking 'bout heavy load data transfer
Maybe that is why those stones are always standing by the roadside. Guess the messenger boy just got fed up with the job and left the stone by the roadside and went back home to have a cup of honey beer and a nap. Given the number of runestones in the Danish landscape, there must have been an 'information overkill' back in those days as well.
:lol:That sounds like a very true-to-life scenario, Martin. And I think it would make one hell of a great short story. As the sun sank lower and lower towards the horizon, Lars thought to himself that the runestone he was carrying was surely getting heavier and heavier…
Anyway, the king would have been killed, queen raped, princess taken hostage for ransom, town pillaged and church burned to the ground weeks before the messenger boy at last reached the halls of the king's allies with the runestone message asking for help. And of course Lars would be held responsible for the entire thing and beheaded on the spot.Things are pretty much the same today.
:lol:Poor Lars. Perhaps he should have chosen the blacksmith trade instead of the messenging trade.
😆
She's taking a little snooze right now. But I will certainly pass the smooches on. :up::heart:
That's why everybody used to believe the world was flat. The messengers never came back–must've fallen off.:D
Big, sloppy, wet kisses for Sasha.:heart::smile:
They always kill the messenger.:rolleyes::D
That's the tradition, I hear. Which makes you wonder why anybody would want the job. "We need a messenger to run to Athens. Anybody want to volunteer?"[silence]