Are you frequently mistaken for a rapist,
drug dealer, serial killer, or corporate CEO?
Could you use some additional money to
supplement your monthly income?
Then we urge you to consider a career as
a professional police lineup model.
With the growing crime rate in the U.S.
for both "blue-collar" and "white-collar"
crime, police agencies across the nation are
in great need of qualified people, and lineup
models have never been more in demand.
We at Morris Lineup Models, a subsidiary of
the famous William Morris modeling agency,
represent such famous lineup models as Vinnie
"The Tube" Sorvino, Robert Downey Jr., and
Dick Cheney.
No prior experience is required. If you
are physically and mentally capable of
holding up a cardboard sign with a number
on it for 15 minutes, and if you are truly
serious about your career as a professional
lineup model, then submit your resume (or
name and pager number on a post-it note)
to Morris Lineup Models and begin your new
and exciting career today!
PainterWoman said:
😆 Hey, I wonder if my experience in upteen different jobs will get me hired. Come to think of it, where DO they get all the people for the lineups?
edwardpiercy said:
@ Pam.Good question. I have no idea where they get them. :sherlock:@ Star.:lol: I OUGHT to do that. Seriously. I could use the money and when it comes to physical activities I can at least still stand up for short periods of time. BTW, isn't "No. 4" in that photo Gabriel Byrne? — :lol:Well I just kinda flew in here under the radar to get this post out of my head. It's back to "The Cave" to work on the new story.
Stardancer said:
I could do that.:D
Stardancer said:
:lol:Not sure, but the last one, far right–that's Kevin Spacey.I love lineups.My last husband shoulda been in one. For several things.:whistle::lol:
gdare said:
They were all actors from the same movie, Usual Suspects, one of the coolest movies I have ever seen.Btw, how much do they pay? I would not just stand there for peanuts :left:
ricewood said:
If I really qualified for a job looking like a criminal, do you think they'd let me into the country in the first place?
ellinidata said:
:lol:this is a great idea!I wonder if the pay is good :)I hope the "cave" life ends soon we are missing you already 🙂
Aqualion said:
Ooggabooga, Eddoh!(Cave lingo for 'Good luck with the wall paintings, Ed!')
Stardancer said:
That is a great movie, Darko. One of my favorites of Spacey's.:D
gdare said:
Mine too. He was excellent there :yes:
wickedlizard said:
I know a few perfect candidates. :whistle:
gdare said:
Issy, you don`t even look as a gangster :left: