Lately it occurred to me that maybe instead of
complaining about my poor financial situation
that perhaps I should try to find some sort of
job that I could do in spite of my medical
So I started putting my resume out on the
internet. Well, yesterday I finally got a hit.
It seems the Dole Corporation is very interested
in hiring me.
My job would consist of putting the labels on
bunches of bananas. That's pretty much it. The
bananas come down the line and I reach out and
put the Dole stickers on them.
Of course the job would entail that I move
to the Philippines. I'm not really happy about
that given that I hate jungles and bugs and
hot weather. But a man's got to do what a
man's got to do.
Interested in a job with Dole?