Nanny Morticia of ABC's popular reality
show, Vampire Supernanny.

I watched Vampire Supernanny for the first time
the other night.

And all I can say is that it's amazing just how
much more quiet and well-behaved a kid can be
when drained of a quart or two of blood.

Afterwards I watched the new spin-off series,
Werewolf Dog Whisperer. Now that one is rather
disturbing. I can still hear the pathetic squeals
of that one French poodle.

Last night I watched another reality show,
Zombie Politician. That one is good — very true
to life.