My mom happened to mention that our property
manager told her the other day that three tenants
— one at our apartment building and two in another
one — were going to be evicted because they weren't
paying their rent.

"You mean, we don't have to pay the rent?!" I said
to her. "Wow. Think of all the extra money I'll have!"

Which reminded me of an old episode of Mystery
Science Theater 3000 in which a movie had this old
skinny farmer crossing this field of dead cows and
they had him supposedly say, "You mean, we're
supposed to FEED the cattle?"