No, it's not the lunar module on the surface of the moon.
It's the garbage truck in my apartment's desolate parking lot.

Last Friday was Black Friday, the traditional first day of the
Christmas shopping season.

Today is Cyber Monday, which is patterned after Black Friday
and which features (evidently) all sorts of special savings
when you order from certain places on the internet.

But to me it's just Trash Monday, the day when the garbage
truck comes to empty the dumpster. Which is an important
day inasmuch as on Overstuffed Sunday I normally can't get
a trash bag into the thing at all it's so full.

I guess tomorrow is Laundry Tuesday.

But what I'm really waiting for is Thursday, which I call
Thai Noodles and a Few Drinks Thursday, because that's
when I get paid.