Sometimes, especially early in the morning when
she first gets up, our dog Sasha likes to do her
yoga workout.

First you raise your tail up and back and stretch
your front legs out in front of you rather parallel
to the ground, getting in a good long stretch.

Second you push forward onto your front front paws
and raise your chest, simultaneously lowering your
tail, extending your back legs low to the ground,
getting in another good stretch.

Sasha recommends this workout to any girl who wants
to keep a nice figure.

Of course, Sasha also recommends rolling over on
your back and showing your nipples. So…