Go ahead — kick the tires, play with the exhaust
jets — they don't come cheaper than right here!

Now that our space shuttle fleet is being discontinued,
NASA has decided to sell our used space shuttles.

Gee, you know, I hardly know whether to buy a used
space shuttle right now, or maybe to pinch my pennies
and save up for one of the new space shuttles a little
bit down the line.

Artist's concept of the new space shuttle. Enjoy
the feel of rich Corinthian leather.