I've always thought that if I were to ever
go on one of these game shows that it would
be way too tempting to act really crazy.
Sure, the money would be nice. But I think
that if I am going to have my 15 minutes
of fame that I want it to be a good one.
WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE
Meredith: Okay, Ed. You're here on the show.
You ready to answer the questions and win
a million dollars?
Ed: You bet!
Meredith: Great! Let's get started then!
First question, for $1000 dollars.
Which of these colors is the color of an
C) Phosphorescent Blue
Ed: Meredith that would be A, black, final
Meredith: You don't want to use your Lifeline?
Ed: Don't think so, Meredith. A, black, final
Meredith: You don't want to poll the audience?
Ed: Nope! A, black, final answer!
Meredith: I'm sorry. That was not the right
answer. But hey, you'll go home with the
video game version of the show, maybe you
can practice up with that one!
Alex: Okay, Edward. The choice of categories
Ed: I'll take HISTORY for $100 please, Alex.
Alex: This famous 19th century president
was assassinated at Ford's Theater in 1865.
Alex: Yes, Edward…
Ed: Who was Millard Fillmore?
Alex: No. It was not Millard Fillmore.
Burt: Who was Abraham Lincoln?
Alex: Yes! That's the answer we were
actually looking for.
O'Hurley: Name one place that a person is likely
to spend a lot of time daydreaming.
Ed: At work!
O'Hurley: At work. Interesting answer.
O'Hurley: I'm sorry, that was not one of the
Okay, maybe you'll do better with this one.
Name one thing that you find when you stay
in a hotel room that you wish was bigger.
Ed: My penis!
O'Hurley: Uh, your penis. Okay, survey said…!
bzzzt! bzzzzt! bzzzt!
No, I'm afraid that was NOT one of the responses.