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I've always thought that if I were to ever
go on one of these game shows that it would
be way too tempting to act really crazy.

Sure, the money would be nice. But I think
that if I am going to have my 15 minutes
of fame that I want it to be a good one.

WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE

Meredith: Okay, Ed. You're here on the show.
You ready to answer the questions and win
a million dollars?

Ed: You bet!

Meredith: Great! Let's get started then!

First question, for $1000 dollars.

Which of these colors is the color of an
apple:

A) Black
B) Purple
C) Phosphorescent Blue
D) Red

Ed: Meredith that would be A, black, final
answer!

Meredith: You don't want to use your Lifeline?

Ed: Don't think so, Meredith. A, black, final
answer!

Meredith: You don't want to poll the audience?

Ed: Nope! A, black, final answer!

Meredith: I'm sorry. That was not the right
answer. But hey, you'll go home with the
video game version of the show, maybe you
can practice up with that one!

JEOPARDY

Alex: Okay, Edward. The choice of categories
is yours.

Ed: I'll take HISTORY for $100 please, Alex.

Alex: This famous 19th century president
was assassinated at Ford's Theater in 1865.

ding!

Alex: Yes, Edward…

Ed: Who was Millard Fillmore?

Alex: No. It was not Millard Fillmore.

ding!

Burt?

Burt: Who was Abraham Lincoln?

Alex: Yes! That's the answer we were
actually looking for.

FAMILY FEUD

O'Hurley: Name one place that a person is likely
to spend a lot of time daydreaming.

Ed: At work!

O'Hurley: At work. Interesting answer.
Survey said…!

bzzzt! bzzzt!

O'Hurley: I'm sorry, that was not one of the
responses.

Okay, maybe you'll do better with this one.
Name one thing that you find when you stay
in a hotel room that you wish was bigger.

Ed: My penis!

O'Hurley: Uh, your penis. Okay, survey said…!

bzzzt! bzzzzt! bzzzt!

No, I'm afraid that was NOT one of the responses.