Every once in a while when I go over to the
grocery I stop at the magazine rack and look
through the magazines. Doing that today it
occurred to me how few magazines there were
that were anything close to being in my own
strange universe.
I consider it a 'success' if I don't faint
when I get up out of a chair.
I really do need to get more exercise. And I
wouldn't mind adding some mass to my depleted
muscles. But I don't think I'm going to do
it this way.
Don't really need this one either. Although
I will take Christie Brinkley.
I have to admit that when I started the Pat
Maginess series I had to research firearms
a bit. And it was kinda cool actually. Still,
these days I think I'll stick with the golf
club that I have strategically positioned
at the front door.
I just invested $4.99 on a bottle of pinot
noir. Does that count?
Back in the 80s I did for a brief time consider
getting a bike. But then I realized that it would
just make me a sure target for all sorts of bugs.
Think I'll pass on this one.
I wouldn't mind learning to ride better. But
being a cowboy? I don't think so.
I couldn't even afford the deck polish on one
of these babies.
Uh, no.
Ah, now we're talking…
L2D2 said:
Funny, Edward. I sort of agree with your comment about being a success if I don't faint getting up from my chair….I consider myself a success if I wake up breathing every day.
edwardpiercy said:
:yes:Good luck! And I hope the new oxygen machine is working out for you.
Aqualion said:
Well, Ed, I hope you realize that to some of us you are possibly the largest single deposit of excellence in the World. And I mean that.
edwardpiercy said:
"And I mean that."And I don't really know how to take that except that this is an ROB post. So I will take it in that light. Good to hear from you. Hope you and AC and cat are all well. :up:
edwardpiercy said:
@ Suntana:lol: Yeah I don't know about that whole leg wetting thing. WTF?Must be a biker thing.
Suntana said:
SUCCESS – Yay! I loaded that 1-minute YouTube! 28-Day Get Ripped Diet / 5 Moves to a Thick Wide Back Guns & Ammo – I will bet a bag of Doritos that Peppermint has STACKS of these magazines in her living room. BIKER: Legwettin' Connection Divulged InsideAm I reading that correctly? :insane: American Cowboy – I can't read all the fine print, but is that Nick Nolte? It looks like him.DNA – A PINK Inner Tube?
L2D2 said:
They better not have used Nick Nolte on a true cowboy magazine cover! Are you sure it isn't Chuck Norris, Chuck?
edwardpiercy said:
LMAO.
Stardancer said:
It does look like Nick Nolte. And Nick Nolte is from Kansas, I believe. Or Nebraska. He could very well have been a real cowboy at some point.Love your ROB posts, Edward.Keep 'em laughing.:lol:
edwardpiercy said:
My vote is NOT Nick Nolte. But that's just my gut talking. @ Star. Was almost going to PM you, missed you and hope you are well!Ah the world — and life — is strange. No problem with there being ROB there boy.
Suntana said:
I don't know if it's Nick Nolte or not, but look at the face. It sure has a strong resemblance. Definitely NOT Chuck Norris.
Stardancer said:
Been a little sick the last couple of days, but I'm feeling a bit better.:smile:
ellinidata said:
DNA – A PINK Inner Tube? +1 ahahahaha can I have a pin to burst the tube now???a great post Eddie!:eyes: no cooking magazines?no "O" Magazine?pls allow me! not that will need them either! :p:p"I just invested $4.99 on a bottle of pinot noir. Does that count?" hells yeah!!! :lol:cheers! :wine:
Suntana said:
De-Clutter Your Life …….Yeah, by getting rid of any Oprah magazines.
ellinidata said:
Originally posted by Suntana:
ahahahahahaha You PWN …..[/quote] 😆
L2D2 said:
I wouldn't walk two feet to see Oprah Winfrey in person. It's sickening how so many women think she's God and I don't even think she believes in God. She's a crock of s$$$
Suntana said:
I could be wrong, but as Bugs Bunny would say —I sense you two bear some antipathy towards Oprah.
gdare said:
Great :yes: And only one magazine I have heard of is Guns and Ammo. Hmm…. Does that say something about me? :left:*dismounts and then assembles AK-47 with eyes closed*:eyes:
Aqualion said:
Just thought you might need some cheering up and a pad on the shoulder. That's all. Nothing new to report from here. I started posting again, by the way. PM you later.
Pineas2 said:
For information about older firearms: http://www.littlegun.be
edwardpiercy said:
@ Darko. Wow, Guns and Ammo vertainly does get around!:D@ Martin. Well in actual fact I did sort of use some chearing. But at least I got out of the doctor appointment I had scheduled. :up:
ellinidata said:
Originally posted by Suntana:
we still discovering of how many things we have in common! 😆 stay tuned! :p
edwardpiercy said:
Seems I forgot a few comments here. @ Angliki. I guess I could have thrown in a sushi magazine. :yuck: If you see the pink innertube start to angle up in front….he's happy to see you.Or so I've heard. :lol:@ Pineas.Ah, a Gras 1874 trap. I'd like to have one of those simply because it sounds incomprehensible. :p
Suntana said:
Originally posted by ellinidata:
Let's see …Seinfeld FansPizzaYou drink Budweiser and I used to.We both can't stand Oprah.We both don't care for Airport Full Body Scans.
Suntana said:
Originally posted by ellinidata:
:doh: In that case, I know you two have similar tastes in Art.
ellinidata said:
and men 😮
ellinidata said:
Originally posted by edwardpiercy:
:p I am sure it is the truth! :lol:Originally posted by Suntana:
hahaha all of the above,BUT I thought we were talking about Linda and myself :pfor sure I do not like "okra" as Eddie calls her! 😆
ellinidata said:
something we two do not! 😆
Suntana said:
Originally posted by ellinidata:
Suntana said:
Do you two have the same taste in Boots and clothes in general in common?
ellinidata said:
you are special! and I will never fight with you over women! 😆
ellinidata said:
Originally posted by Suntana:
so not! :lol:I hate blonds :p
Suntana said:
Well … that would have been interesting, but you have a deal.
Suntana said:
Since I :love: Blondes, I guess then it's assured that we won't be fighting over Blondes. Not that I have anything against Brunettes. I also over Brunettes.
edwardpiercy said:
Brad needs me riding behind him. :p :p :p :p:lol:
ellinidata said:
hahahaha see you are in the right place,Eddie likes redheads,I like dark men, and by dark I mean, Greeks,Italians/Latins. Linda likes totally different ages than me , i go for the guys 46 and over :Dnow lets have a visual http://www.impawards.com/1990/posters/darkman_ver4.jpg
ellinidata said:
you sure know a good thing Eddie!http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg276/lauritapreciosa/brat.jpg
edwardpiercy said:
I only have one thing to say to all that: Brad Pitt. :p :p :p
L2D2 said:
Angeliki, that first link says I am forbidden to look at that page. I don't have the right credentials. hahah. Yeah, Chuck, Angeliki takes the men 55 and older, and I get them 55 and under. muhahahahah. That way we have no problems of jealousy.:lol: 😆
Suntana said:
No, Peppermint, Angeliki said she'll take the 46 and over. So, that must mean you take the 45 and under.
Suntana said:
Yeah, Angeliki, I WAS wondering about Edward's comment. I was going, ":eyes: Hmmm? Okay, what am I missing here? Is there a comment missing … a comment that got deleted, which would make Edward's comment :left: :right: NOT go in a certain direction?"
ellinidata said:
😦 sorry for the link Linda,some links are totally rejected by Opera, the dark man cover was cool when it was posted…
ellinidata said:
it is all in the math! but we do no "numbers" :p let the men loose! :lol:yes 😮 I like older men than me,Linda goes for the velvety feeling! :yes:
ellinidata said:
Originally posted by Suntana:
no missing comment here Carlos! :lol:Good Morning to you ! :)Eddie and myself tease over Pitt for some time now! especially when he appears in pictures from movies (i.e. Roman/Greek) :lol:I guess it is the only fantasy Eddie is willing to share for unclear reasons ,but definitely in a muscular side :p
ellinidata said:
PSisn't kinda of early for you to be awake?
ellinidata said:
Originally posted by edwardpiercy:
wow! Eddie! oh the places I can go with this…..
edwardpiercy said:
:lol:I meant riding behind him on the motorcycle. Of course. :devil:
edwardpiercy said:
PS I'm sure that when me and Brad are hanging out in Cairo together that we will be doing quite a bit of riding. On a motorcycle. :p :p
edwardpiercy said:
😆 Hell, I'd walk a mile for a camel.
Pineas2 said:
Or a camel?