Hunk Dory was one of the better known of the moderately talented band
leaders of the 1940s. Dory was born in Omaha in 1919. His father Chris-
topher Dory was an Australian crocodile hunter, and his mother Winnie
was a Jewish proofreader from Queens. At a young age Hunky showed a
remarkable talent for wetting the bed — a talent that proved only
mitigated by the practice of the zither and, eventually, the trumpet.
Deciding against college due to his almost total lack of knowledge with
regard to any subject, in 1938 Dory settled on a career playing trumpet
for the new swing style that was gaining popularity. His first gig was
with Larry "Flathead" Williams and the Swinging Sturgeons. Dory stayed
with the Sturgeons for two years, when a sudden introduction to the
saxophone player Peter Piper landed Dory a job with the Pickled Peppers,
well known in such cities as Tulsa and Spokane. Dory stayed with the
Peppers for a year. But then tragedy struck when Piper lost his
middle finger in a freak bicycle accident in Chicago. No longer able
to play, Piper dissolved the band.
Desiring to form his own band, Dory borrowed $2,000 from "don't ask
where" and bought a truck and stage equipment. Hiring some stringer
musicians he came across in Cincinnati, he formed the Mood Makers in
1942.
His timing was good. Swing bands were being hired across the country at
USO clubs and Italian weddings. Touring for 6 months, Dory composed the
song "Battlefield Bop", and soon recorded the song on Cheater Records.
But sales were slim to nonexistent, and in the end he only made enough
money to repay the "loan from the guy" he had taken out earlier.
Dory continued to play and get gigs for a number of years. But in 1947
rumors began circulating that he was a closet lesbian, and connections
were made between him and his friend Zelda Fritz, a three-armed torch
singer known for her sultry voice and her tendency to make men her
bitches. While the rumors of Dory's lesbianism ultimately proved false,
the damage to his reputation was done. He was no longer able to get gigs
at Italian weddings, and the end of the war had pretty much eliminated
the USO shows. Tired and dejected Dory played what few gigs he could
find, picking up musicians as he traveled from bus station to bus station.
In 1949 Dory developed severe arterial disease due in part to his lifelong
addiction to hot dogs. Entering into a nursing home Dory died on January
17, 1950, with no one but the disabled Peter Piper at his bedside.
Happy April Fool's Day!
๐ Anyway, it is a nice story :DMy boss told me today I will have to work overtime and I thought he was joking, April first and so :lol:He was not… :left:
Too bad! Just hope you get paid for the OT. Kinda quiet on Opera today. Must be the holiday coming up — everybody's out hunting Easter eggs. ๐
I will go to bed soon :zzz:
I have seen some people has turned into Espen. Must be some kind of spell. Be careful…. :left: :right:
Our local newspaper issued a story about the local brewery that had to call back 250.000 bottles of Easter Ale, because the alcohol percentage was more than dubble as high as supposed to. The story told about riots in all big cities, massive increase of drunk driving arrests and a public call for martial law due to civilian authorities fail to function. Hilarious and spot on!
๐ I think I'll take a nice nap. That ought to help. :up:
:lol:Happy April Fool's Day, Edward!:lol::heart:
@ Martin. :lol:Wow! Totally missed that on CNN!I swear, I was NOT drinking that ale when I wrote this post. I thought of you when I came up with Cheater Records. I thought you would appreciate it. @ Star. Nice weather here until tomorrow. Hope you are having same to work in your garden. :up::heart:
I liked the whole thing. Especially the way you use most of the jazz stereotypes there are: the rise and sad, sad fall of a celebrety of little if any fame at all. I'd like to hear a sample of the music, if you have any?
Martin I'd like to help you out. I am quite curious about "Battlefield Bop" myself. Unfortunately no one who bought it seems to have kept a copy of their 45s. And the remaining unsold copies all perished in a warehouse fire at Cheater Records in 1943 — caused (some say) by a wandering religious maniac who thought that "Cheaters Records" were propagating marital infidelity. A sad thing.
Merci beaucoup, Espen. Ooops, that's the Rameau post. :pI feel like I've been doing this for a long time. I feel old.
@ Scott. There are barns in your area? You're talking about the Pottery Barn, right?:lol:Happy April, Scott.
you had me going there ed… i was about to google the guy. ๐ april fools day… yep.i didn't do much to celebrate it, just toilet papered a few barns. ๐
I love your ROB posts Edward. You are really good at these zany stories. Peter Piper and the Pickled Peppers. muhahahaha. I got a really good laugh out of this. One of your greater talents I think.
@ Martin. Well, that explains it then. :up: ๐
I was too late. Seemed I had too much to do yesterday with negotiating a billion dollar business deal with the Chinese deputation on account of my strategy on going worldwide with my patented tibetanium framed pince-nez adventure and simply forgot the prank thing.
I think I decorated your barn for you.
Originally posted by I_ArtMan:
Aha, you've been on Farmville, haven't you.
Originally posted by edwardpiercy:
ed, you wouldn't know because you are not in the farmville club. too bad, oh well.
As usual, I didn't see at first that this was an ROB post. That is until I got to the three-armed torch singer part, then I looked. Good one Ed. You come up with some really bizarre and funny stuff.
Bizarre? I don't know about that. I have experienced some really bizarre stuff in the real world, stuff that made no sense at all, no end, no beginning, without being funny, sad or anything in between. Fiction, however, seems to make sense, move between borders and along continuos paths. Not at all like life. If you want bizarre, look out of the window. ๐
@ Linda, ScottNo, not a member of Farmville. So I missed the allusion. @ Pam.Really wasn't trying to be sneaky actually. ๐ And it was sort of abnormal for me to do an April Fool's post.
you're right. outside my window is a fifty foot billboard of edie falco "nurse jackie" and it says "holy shift" .that's bizarre. i watched it once… eeee gad.
@ MartinYeah, there's that old saying "Life is stranger than fiction. @ ScottI saw that show advertised on TV. It looks terrible.
Originally posted by Aqualion:
Yep.:D:lol:
i watched it once. it totally sucks. it's raunchy, trashy and sick. ๐
Not sure I caught fragments of that one of the few nights I had the TV on. It was some kind of medical something and I turned it off because it sounded so silly and the language was so awful. Load of crap.
:up: I know why I was completely off on April 1st ๐ … and like Darko said, it's a cool story anyway … wonder if David Bowie would have named his 4th album like this with a background story like this … I really enjoyed this :up:
@ Dirk.Oh yeah that's right. I had forgotten the Bowie Album.:up:
Put on our dancing shoes and dance the blues…:)
Maybe Let's Dance would be appropriate. ๐
:up: good choice … and let's have a parade then … :hat:
:p you forgot the Bowie Album? I thought you had that on your mind … ๐
… that would be a funny picture, older men dancing the night away :p
๐ yeah, I know this, went around the world as part of the Live Aid Concert, and they really look older than I'm feeling :p
Bowie already did that old men dancing gig with Mick Jagger back in '86. Well, Jagger was 43 and Bowie 39, but 'old' is a relative expression…
I wish I was 43 again. :pI never liked that song for some reason.