An ancient cat calendar from 1993 found on E-bay has raised speculation
that the world may soon be coming to an end.
"Interpretation of the calendar, when examined in great detail, strongly
indicates an impending apocalypse in 2011" said Dr. Harold Carter,
professor of comparative folklore at the University of Northern Eastern
South Dakota.
"The photo of the black Persian featured for the month of April is an
obvious reference to the Zoroastrian belief in two contrasting powers,
one light and one dark, that will wrestle with each other at the end of
the world," Dr. Carter said.
Carter said that other months indicated impending disaster as well. The
Siamese cat for the month of July is said to represent the fury of the
Egyptian goddess Bastet, while the Himalayan shown for the month of
September represents the Hindu god Shiva, the destroyer of worlds.
"It was August that got to me most" said Carter. "The photo of that
little kitten lying on the pillow scares the crap out of me. Innocent
looking or not, the kitten is actually a daemon who eats souls and
then vomits them up like fur balls onto the Plain of Eternal Sorrow."
Carter is not alone in his interpretation of the calendar. Many across
the globe have come to view the cat calendar as a revelation. And in
fact a screenplay made from the predictions has been picked up as the
basis for an apocalyptic action movie starring Randy Quaid.
So when will the world end? "It is apparent that it will end in December"
Dr. Carter said, shaking his head sadly. "Because there the calendar
mysteriously comes to an end on December 31st."
😆 I think it's North of South America, yes.:p
"Northern Eastern South Dakota."It is north-south of Brazil? :left:That sleepy kitten scares me too. It probably digests something :insane:
😆 Originally posted by L2D2:
Hell, I don't know. I just live pretty much day to day anymore. It's not supposed to end tomorrow, is it? :p
northern eastern South Dakota—-hahaha. Edward, your brain is just kinky. Nice spoof on all the doom predicters, but I thought the world was supposed to end in 2012?
We never know do we? I guess that's why we should live each day as though it's the only one we will have
:lol:Dr Carter………………. hmmmmmmmmmmm somehow I see how he thinks,but because I got to love him over the years,I will spare him a few hairballs that did clean this morning when i woke up! :lol:I do love the above picture! sooooooooo cute! by the way Harold of the University of Northern Eastern South Dakota seems to be very educated guy :love:how do you think of all these Eddie?often I have Vaia read your entries and she shakes her head … :lol:speaking of Vaia,she took a picture of me this afternoon and now I realize those Easter candies got me way too fat!here is the picture :http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb107/ellinidata/Angelikiflowers2-1.jpg
Originally posted by edwardpiercy:
Eddie,just have info,and second opinion… I am with you on this,do not feel stressed over it,information is power … Good luck :love:
That was a gorgeous picture of Angeliki. Love that top. And you ain't near fat, woman.
Oh wow, Angeliki. That's a gorgeous photo! Truly!I have to go to bed now, have an appointment tomorrow with Dr. Icenogle the transplant doctor. Just a meet and greet for the most part. I'm still not going to do it. I'm just doing the preliminaries to keep Dr. Goldberg happy. :)BTW I attribute it all to a lack of oxygen and too much peeing. Or at least that"s my theory. :p
PS. Was just watching The Libertine with Johnny. Had seen it before — turned it off now to go to bed.
30 minutes won't make any difference! better going later than waiting extra at the waiting room!when i have waiting time ,I always have a book with me, but at the end I always become friends with the other people at the waiting room! 😆 people watching an listen to, is such a great way to see how others think and interact! Like yesterday…this dad and kid were walking together and you can see this 6 year old or so boy , telling a story all glowing in his face,and moving hands and head. At the end the dad got out that rusty laughter and said, "wow that was kinda silly but you are so funny and a good story teller!". The kid somehow looked 3-4 inches taller instantly! I had that warm feeling in my heart too,and I simply smiled… they made my day too! :up::o sometimes I get off topic, you have to forgive me…I find life and people fascinating…. Love ya! :up: Good Luck!
Thanks, A. In fact they just called me wanting to know if I could come in at 11:30 instead of 12:00. So I said, like, you know, okay. :p
awwwwwwwww thanks guys! I do appreciate the kind words,you always make be feel loved! :heart:Eddie,I want you to know I think of you all day man……… :love:I hope all goes well!
Oh I'm not going to associate with any sick people, I can tell you that right now. :p :pThanks for the stories. It has given me something to read on the bus! :up:
Originally posted by edwardpiercy:
😮 then my job was well done!that was my goal :heart: