05 Thursday Aug 2010
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Titan Lager: Our microbrew is, we think, the best
in the Pacific Northwest. Made from the finest wheat,
barley, hops, corn and flour, we do other microbrews
one better by adding the exotic Titan Arum plant of
Sumatra — grown in our own special indoor rainforest
on the Olympic peninsula.
Don't think small. Think Titan.
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……….thinks hmmmmmmm Titan and smiles! :)PSyou are always the best blogger! :up::cheers:
@ Darko. :lol:I guess I'd better check the code and see what the problem is. :p
I wanted to click on the SELECT :doh: 😆
:DI forgot to add something about the special "de-stinkification process" they use. :pBeen very busy the past few days — payday but also have birthdays coming up and shopping. Spent a couple hours with Tass yesterday trying to fix the bed back in The Cave, which kept collapsing. Finally fix though won't be until I get to a hardware store and get some new bolts and nuts. Hope you and V. and Y. are doing super.
Well the penis thing is a good marketing point. Especially among college kids. :pAs for the smell I admit that I've never tried Titan Lager but it must not smell TOO awfully bad.
Armorphophallos Titan actually means giant misshaped penis, and they can get like two meters tall! Smeels like rotting meat as well. Nice ingredient for a beer.
I thought that was that "Corpse Plant" in the picture. I was wondering, "Why in the world would a brewer use that plant in its product?!" Then I remembered it was an ROB post.:doh::lol:Hope you're having a really great week, Edward!:heart:
You cannot sell it in Germany. Does not meet the legal standards of Bavaria 😀
Some years ago a friend and I was trying to get rid of a case of beer that we had found. While working on this project, we had some substancial and profound discussions. One of the subjects was whether it was possible to make beer from meat. It was around the time where the raw foot/vegan life style was being hyped for the first time around here, and we were getting fed up with this health hysteria, so we'd decided to do something about it. Of course it never went outside the think tank, to some extent on account of beer itself, which is ironic, I know. However, ideas are ideas and some of them don't have to go further…
@ Star.Better stick with the lemonade anyway, Star. :D:heart:PS very hot, miserable, have been way more busy than I like to be. Otherwise — okay. :up:@ Martin.Meat. Hmmmm. You know you might go back and check some ancient babylonian scrolls. They might have done something like that. :p@ Pineas2.Originally posted by Pineas2:
Meaning, of course, that it is made in Bavaria? 😆
Well Richard I'll send you a six-pack of Titan — along with that bottle of wine. :p :p(no, still haven't forgotten.)
😆 I can't wait to try a bottle… 😀
I have promised myself never to mess around with ancient Babylonian scrolls again. Last time I gave it a try, it got sort of messy. Shedims are to be taken serious, you know. After all, they are like big bulls with wings. Correction, they are big bulls with wings…
LMAO.
Don't like beer. Stinks anyway. Even without a destinkification process. :p
Exactly, L2, and between you and me, I guess that was Ed's point in the first place. Beer smells like the stuff you feed cows…
Naw, I just hate all these fancy mircobrews they make these days. Over at my grocery store they just cleared out most of the freezer section where they used to stock a good number of wine coolers (which many people like) in order to stock EVEN MORE microbrews than they have on the main aisle. The only positive thing I can say about it is that it's giving people work making the shit.
In Germany it is legally regulated of what beer can be made: malt, hops, water, leaven. This follows a bavarian law of 1516. These guys take beer serious.
I love German beer. :up:
Ha! Yeah, I'm pretty sure, something just gives me a feeling…yeah Danish. :up: 😆
German beer is good – if there's no Danish beer around. 😛
Martin K:Carlsberg vs Karlsberg
Actually never tasted Karlsbräu, and since I definitely quit drinking about seven years ago, I guess I will never know.
Like me, I am not drinking alcohol at all.
Well if you each ship me a case of each I'll do a taste comparison for ya and let you know. :p
😆 I think I have (forgotten that is!) :p
Originally posted by edwardpiercy:
I volunteer to do the comparison, too :whistle:
@ Richard. :lol:@ Darko. LMAO. And we will blog the taste test for absolutely no charge. 😀
Exactly! :yes:
Shipping you original Danish beer is considered industrial espionage by some judges, so I'd better not.;)
What if you tell them it is for "humanitarian purposes"? Kinda like Haiti. Except not.:D
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Well, if I label the cases 'humanitarian aid' it's 100 percent sure that they will never reach you and that nobody will know what happened to them.
ROTF. I won't even ask why that is the case.
Humanitarian aid? We will need to make big conferences in a nice place, let's say, Venice, Italy, or Paris, France, make a time schedule, print brochures, hire clerks, fly to other conferences, by some expensive hardware (I would take a netbook and a Motorola FlipOut if someone woule be so nice to force me) and sue everybody who says that this is all similar to the reason why people in Haiti still live in tents.
And we would need celebrities. Musicians, people who would record a nice song — say, "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" — to help finance the thing. And oh, Bill Clinton. Let's not forget to get Bill Clinton in on this.
What means that we need pretty young girls to attract him.
Well if you get the singers in, be sure to pick Christina Aguilera or something.Or is she too old now?Uh, no. Not too old probably.Besides, Bill likes them a little bit skanky anyway.