Well I woke up at about 4:30 this morning with a
severe head cold. And I just can't believe there
could possibly be enough room inside my head to
contain all the crap that has come out of my nose
since then. It seems to defy the fundamental laws
of physics.

I did think of one possibility that might explain it:
That I have a wormhole located somewhere inside my
sinuses that opens out into the Nebulae of Phlegm.

That's the only thing I could think of.

Oops, gotta go get another Kleenex.