I remember comedian Dennis Miller once saying on his
show, "And remember people, Cheez Whiz is NOT a food
Well, maybe not. It could be some form of strange
industrial waste perhaps.
But I love it anyway. A nice thick layer of Cheez
Whiz spread between two slices of white bread, with
maybe a few pickles or jalapenas on the side — ah,
I'm a happy man.
Even if it is about the price of caviar. :p