I was very surprised up at Super One Grocery yesterday
when I was served by a person named Deli Clerk. Because
you know I knew another Deli Clerk when I was young, a
cute little thing with curly, potato salad colored hair
and eyes the color of roast beef.

There have been many notable Deli Clerks in history. In
fact the girl I knew had a famous ancestor, Deli Catessen
Clerk, who was one of the women who took food to the
embattled soldiers at Fort McHenry during the War of 1812.