They've been saying for days now that it was supposed
to rain today in Spokane. Instead the skies are clear,
the sun is shining, and there is no sign of rain. So
they're now saying that it will rain later in the day.
Yeah, right, I'll believe that when I look out my window
and see the drops coming down.

You know I don't know any other job except weatherman
where you can be in error so consistently and still
keep your job.

I think I was in the wrong profession. :p