“I saw you at Starbucks. You are Jean Valjean, are you not?”

“No. I am not.”

“But you look very much like him. And Jean Valjean was a heavy expresso drinker.”

“Regardless, I am not the man of whom you speak.”

“You really do resemble him. And Jean Valjean always ordered the double shot mocha, like you did.”

“Sir, I am not Jean Valjean.”

“I have a feeling that you are.”

“And I have a feeling…that I am not.”