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• For John Keats
• A Prayer Against Dreams
• Game of Thrones Sequels
• A Million Days
• All Hail, USCG!
• Mega-Yacht Park, er Marina
• The Wild Wind is Roaring
• Sailing the Globe All Alone
• Rilke: from The Book of Hours
• Private Reserve
• Sargent’s Gifts
• Deborah Turbeville 1
• A Few Notes
• Anything and Everything
• Post-Election Results
• Your Voice, Your Eyes
• Full Circle
• A Scattering Of Bones
• Abyss Has No Biographer
• On the Difficulty of Conjuring Up a Dryad
• The Things We Do For Love
• Not Quite the Post I Intended
• Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973)
• Nightmare Theater
• 12 oz. Jean Valjean Mocha
• Death / Life
• Goodbye, Linda
• Elvis On Mars
• The Bells of Notre Dame
• The Mindless Jellyfish Award
• Bad Hair Day #16
• Classic ABBA Video — CENSORED!
• Transitions, Transforms
• Stay Thirsty, My Friends
• Old Dirty Things
• A Little Problem On the I.D. Front, Part 2
• The Middle of a Miracle
• A Culture of Health
• Hemingway Kicking a Beer Can
• The Blue Notebook 6
• 3 Paris Poems
• In Memory of Hans Tischler
• The Little Rats
• The Almost Lost World
• On The Cover
• The Edge of the World
• Stalk Like an Egyptian
• Leonora Carrington
• Cards
• Skin of the Tomato
• Symposium Marseilles: The Villa Air-Bel
• The Astronomer
• Sasha and Her Baby
• A Few Valentina Things
• Your Money Or Your, Uh, Whatever
• The Wind from Other Planets
• The Rough Tough Days of Cardinal Bergoglio
• Bach On a Stick
• National Poetry Month
• Concerto for Bassoon and Dachshund
• Oh-La-La!
• Photos Revisited 13
• Putting the Paddles to Classical Music
• Wild Cherry Slurpee
• The Deadly Mantis
• The Mansion of Dracula
• Me and My Little Girl
• Darth Neighbor
• Be Mine
• Post Op
• Oh, Cold Fingers! Need a Little Warm-Up!
• Forget? No Way. Ever.
• My Own Little Monastery
• Crabs and Lobsters: I Feel Your Pain
• The Little Piano That Couldn’t
• A Lover, Not a Fighter
• The Concert That Almost Was
• Grand Mirrors and Noisy Ducks
• Merry Christmas to All
• Unknown Tribe Discovered Near NYC
• Bow Madness
• Catalogue Aria
• My Favorite Sasha
• Scots Wha Hae
• My Iconia
• Sasha 4 Years
• A Deadly Game of Chess
• Scots Wh’a Hae
• Not Quite Sure About Subway
• Past to Present to Future
• Downtown (Like a Rolling Stone)
• A Middle of the Night Quatrain
• Valentina Lisitsa: Salon at Chappell’s
• Some Veal for Beethoven
• Valentina Live on Decca
• Orchestra
• At Long Last
• Gogol’s Sentence
• Valentina at the Reunion Festival
• Wonderland
• @violincase
• Rachmaninoff in Spokane
• It’s Official: Lisitsa is Coming
• Columns
• Doubt, Texas
• Goblin Forest
• Biber / Mystery Sonatas
• Raymond J. Piercy (1938-2012)
• To Applaud or Not to Applaud
• Heart to Heart
• Cleopatra
• A Late Night Tweet @anybody
• The Blue Notebook 5
• Salonen
• Ceaseless Striving
• At the Ice Palace
• Class of 1974
• Lisitsa in Salzburg
• I Love Lucy
• Contract Negotiation
• Earthly Powers
• Hahn/Lisitsa: The Seattle Program
• The Greek God Photon
• Antoinette’s Book 2
• calling in sick
• A Few Announcements
• Antoinette’s Book
• Sci-Fi Pops With Jonathan Frakes
• Skimming Gutenberg: B
• Valentina: On Going Berserk and Other Matters
• Playing Through the Storm
• Lisitsa: The Full 97
• Skimming Gutenberg: A
• Romance (Larghetto)
• Gubaidulina / In Tempus Praesens / Mutter
• Night Ride Across Asia
• I Got $10 Says the Damn Satellite Falls in Mongolia
• The Devil’s Staircase
• 639 Years Of Music
• Stoker / Jewel Of the Seven Stars
• Stylophone Retro Synth
• Grand Salon
• How Walt Disney Screwed Snow White
• My Melody Implant: The Movie
• A Dangerous Man
• Prague Festival 2009 / Libor Novacek
• Valentina’s New Web Site
• Happy Birthday
• Sonetto 104 del Petrarca
• Spokane Residents Stock Up, Prepare for Worst
• The Plum Shoes
• Birthday and Hospital Visit
• New Case
• Concert Seating
• A Very Familiar Face
• Chopin / Piano Concertos / Zimerman
• An Audience With the Queen
• Yeah, Tell Me About It!
• Anne-Sophie’s Rosin
• Friday Night Adventure
• Reading the Cosmic Book
• Jacob and the Angel
• NGA Fire Sale
• Awash In a Great Sea of Legalities
• Liszt / Novacek
• Houses of Browne’s Addition 2
• Lisitsa in London
• Wingéd Beauty
• Arctic Blast
• The Real Truth About America
• Enter “1” for English, “2” for American
• Violin Breaks Auction Record at Christie’s
• And That’s Why Lady Val Is a Queen
• Play It Again
• What I Love About the Violin
• In the Fish Tank
• Liszt / Totentanz / Lisitsa
• Easy For Big Loan to Be Made Right Now
• Houses of Browne’s Addition 1
• Frog Express
• The Erection of the Pole (Sorry)
• Dear Valentina Fans
• Shop Talk 2
• Shop Talk
• Be Careful Of What You Wish For
• Let’s Not Get Carried Away With This Life Thing
• Sasha’s 3rd Birthday
• Broad, Slow Moving River
• Going to Bed Early and Other Poems
• A Rose is a Rose is a Minuet?
• First American Flag Made Using Child Labor
• Music and Liberty
• I Actually Did Something
• My New Air Conditioner
• Suds
• LeMons
• Yellow Bows, Denim Jacket, Satin Slippers
• Columbo’s Car
• Arbor Philosophica
• Hoopfest 2011
• Nouvelle Cuisine
• The Silver Priest
• Just When You Thought It Couldn’t Get Any Weirder
• Why Did Bach Never Write an Opera?
• Lessons
• And Now, Yesterday’s Weather
• Samuel Rhodes
• The Boredom of Fugue
• Sharks!
• Valentini / Ensemble 415
• Thankful Feelings After the Storm
• She’s Got the Look
• Spokane Cuisine Vol. 1
• From Cleveland to Spokane and Beyond
• Yet Another Artfest
• Mütter
• Elvis and Alfred
• Lisitsa
• Von Karajan
• Name That Gargoyle!
• Weed Trimmer (XXX rated)
• Short Piano Pieces
• Scarbo
• The Black Art of Cooking
• Waiting
• Afternoon at the Spa
• The Pause That Refreshes
• My New Ringtone
• My Insurance Scam
• Violin
• Allegrissimo
• Olive Rhodes (1914-2008)
• October
• A Few Printed Scores
• L’Orfeo: Perfection
• I Took the Portal and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• The Western Lands
• Vivaldi / Carmignola / Late Concertos
• Caught In the Act!
• Heads Will Roll
• Clouds, Idaho
• Time Present and Time Past
• Cafe a la Chicken Poop
• Vivaldi / Spring
• Valentina Conducts!
• Inheritance
• Two Poems after Novalis
• Wrecked, Solitary, Here
• Royal Wedding: The Sequel
• Robot, You Hear What I Says, Damn Right You Do!
• Concerning Albinoni’s Adagio
• Melismata
• A Few Valentina Things
• Dinner With the Wife
• Riding On the Metro
• Album Covers
• Chopin’s Ghost
• Cheez-Wiz: A Renewable Resource
• Valentina Laughing
• Letter Full of Money
• Vivaldi / Farnace
• New Music Stand
• The Far Fields
• Signs and Statues and Portents
• DUH!
• Cobra Robs Jewelry Store
• Waiting for the Light
• Test Pattern Channel to Go Off Air
• 2-Week Post Op
• Glenn Gould in the Slammer
• Zeitgeist: Loos and Wittgenstein
• Just a Lovely Girl
• New Strings Attached
• The Joy of Error
• Corny
• Self Shot
• Julia Fischer / Paganini
• The Blue Notebook 4
• Traveller
• The Teen Years Music Collection
• Bad Dreams to Good Dreams
• If You Would Like to Visit…
• My Melody Procedure
• Martin Luther, Music, Farm Animals
• Nothing to Whoop About
• Alien Light Globules
• Got Rosin?
• The Best Practice Yet
• Then Was Then and Now Is Now
• Courtly Love / Schoolboy Crush
• Back to Practice
• Valentina — In a Coffin!
• Ave Verum Corpus
• Ah, Sweet Wuv!
• Bag O’ Money
• Oh, Bashful Heaven!
• A Short Break
• Way Too Old
• Deja Vu
• New Chinrest
• Solitude
• Violinists and Their Violins
• Allan Remembered
• Anne-Sophie’s Dress
• A King Tied to a Chair
• FYI: Line Breaks in Bulleted Lists
• Beethoven and Scarlett Johansson? Go Figure.
• No, I’m Not in Love With Valentina
• Wohlfahrt
• The Ghosts of Frames
• Lord of the Auto Insurance Commercials
• Cold Rain
• Rock On
• The Discovery of America
• Obama, Hu to Discuss Matters Crucial to Both
• A Short Tour of Cairo
• Violin, Violin, Violin
• What Bird Beak Type Are You?
• Gun Club at the Twilight Room
• Top Ukrainian Pianists
• Typo on Ivan Moravec Album
• A Night With the Marx Brothers
• The Blue Notebook 3
• Where Cows Safely Graze
• Christmas 2010
• Merry Christmas
• Lady Gaga Behind Bars
• I Confess: I Love Cheez Whiz
• Elmira Darvarova in Spokane
• I Love My New Picante Sauce!
• Gordon MacRae and the Bo Peep Girls
• More Disgusting Stuff About My Sinuses
• Warning: Continuing to Live is Hazardous
• Thanksgiving 2010
• Ali Baba On the Lamb
• Turkey 911
• The Blue Notebook 2
• Winter Skies
• May
• Shame On You
• Two Good Lessons from Antonio Vivaldi
• Learning Liszt
• They Stole Beethoven’s Brain
• A Few Shots Around Town
• Wet Paint!
• I Sold a Book. Sort Of.
• Trick or Treat
• Medieval Eyes
• Il Penseroso
• A Wild Blue Sky
• Lisitsa / Schwanengesang
• OMG!
• Spin Into the Universe
• Shall We Dance
• I’m Published. Sort of.
• Image of Light, Adieu
• Portrait of The Queen
• A Whole New World of Vision
• It’s Mine
• Thousands of Rabbits
• On Sabbatical
• Nuts and Bolts. Literally.
• I Get Ink
• Marilyn Monroe + Hot Dog
• Brother and Sister
• Op. 10 No. 8
• New Ideas for My Magic Lamp
• Some Real News
• Safely in the Cradle
• A Global Cooling
• Anthony Bourdain Gets Screwed
• Is a Career in Politics For You?
• Is Anthropology the Field For You?
• Those Damn Little Packets, Part 2
• Winter Past
• I’m Now 55 But There Are 88 Keys
• Concerto
• Sasha Gets a Bath
• Great Fires: Chicago 1871
• Author Note
• Heat Break
• A Little Bit of Medical News
• Dracula: By Edward Piercy
• Dachshunds Love Flamenco!
• Great Fires: Spokane 1889
• Another Idaho Run
• Titan Lager
• Great Fires: Rome 64 A.D.
• The Six Pumpkins of Henry VIII
• For My True Friends: I Haven’t Changed
• Card Carrying Member
• Aux Langueurs d’Appollon
• Another Hot Day
• A Few Shots Around Town
• Sasha’s Eyes
• Schweitzer’s Bach
• Desperately Seeking Diedrich
• Go With the Flow Philosophy Perhaps Flawed
• Back to School
• Some Medical News. Sort Of.
• The Wind of the Meadows
• Valentina / Hammerklavier
• An Unexpected Visitor
• Internet Junk Drawer 12
• Even More Dirt
• More on Dirt
• Edward’s Dirt Emporium
• OMG I Broke a Nail!
• Shutter Island
• Sasha’s 2nd Birthday
• A Bottle of Diabetes
• Of Broadwoods and Bosendorfers
• Nicole Kidman’s Bad Hair Decade
• The Snow Queen
• Postage Stamp Brahms
• Nature Walk to Coeur d’Alene Park
• Tikal Hit by Tropical Storm
• Sasha’s New Baby
• The Truth Is Out There, Somewhere
• Black Dress Prom Queen (Song Version)
• Italian Chef Not Italian?
• The Green World
• Charlie’s Photos
• I Hit the Exacta
• Operas Set in Switzerland
• At the Doctor Again
• For Emily — No More Vacation!
• Prokofiev: The Song’s Deep Sorrow
• John’s June Concert
• A Short (and Sassy?) Post
• Vodka and Pop Tarts
• Viscous Regress
• Thai Noodle Thursday
• Mission: Survival
• Movie Night with My Sister
• Blindfold or No Blindfold?
• 2010 Indianapolis 500
• Wyvern
• Fans Gear Up for Hurricane Season
• Engineered Like No Other Pickaxe in the World
• An Apologetic Post to Divers Readers
• More Big Plans (Go Figure)
• Authorities Seek Killer of Loon
• Facebook Ads 2
• Let’s Drop ‘Em Before They Start Dropping ‘Em
• Man Brands Kids
• An Evil Snow White
• Sacred Heart Hospital’s New daVinci Si
• Fur Elise
• Horror Vacui
• Les Liaisons Délicieux
• The Claw Machine at Super 1
• Remembering Lenny
• Family Reunion 2
• Family Reunion 1
• They’re Here
• Tharaud Plays Rameau
• Oh My God It Just Occurred to Me
• Charting our World
• Laura Dern (Inland Empire)
• Darko’s Doppelganger
• Victor Hugo Nude
• Photos Revisited 12
• The Final Decision
• Coffee
• Garbage Found in Dead Whale
• Luden’s Cherry Cough Drops
• Cat Calendar Predicts End Of the World
• Cheap Fares to Iceland? Huh, Go Figure.
• Too Much Sleep? Impossible!
• Across Borders
• Sasha 4
• Pellegrino
• Some Breaking News
• Thoughts From the Doctor’s Office
• Mega Piranha
• Early Reading
• The New Television (Including Raised Endorphins)
• The Bunnies Have No Homes
• Mountain Man Counted by Census
• Even More Hot Somali Pirate Action
• Hunky Dory: A Brief Biography
• Rameau’s Platée: 265 Years
• Sasha’s New Song
• iJustine — To Go!
• Totally Disgusting Stuff About Sinuses
• Won’t You Spare Me Over
• I Am Becoming Gregory House
• Magazines I Don’t Really Need
• Henry Poole is Here
• Spokane Opera: I Pagliacci
• I Valeria
• Fiji Water
• Just Another Prop
• Skunk: The Other Other Other White Meat
• The Olympics: Closing
• When We Die There’s No More Paperwork
• Valentina Lisitsa in Spokane
• The Olympics: Hockey Fever
• Earthquake Hits Chilean Coast
• I Am Sorry, Madame. I Do Not Know You
• The Olympics: Great, Now I’m Pissed Off Again
• The Olympics: A Crazy Day
• The Olympics: Past and Present
• Doctor Kildare Named in Class Action Lawsuit
• The Olympics: Team Time
• Black Dress Prom Queen
• The Olympics: Bobsleighing? You’re Kidding, Right?
• ON and OFF
• The Olympics: Pure Speed
• The Olympics: Borders
• The Olympics: Men and Women
• At Last: Some Olympic Stuff
• Phillip Glass: Free Album
• Ash Wednesday: Mea Culpa
• Olympic Coverage Advertising Break
• Today’s Olympic Events
• Remember Thou Too Art Mortal
• Just a Little Trip Down a Mountain
• Only You Can Help
• Olympic Time Warp
• Is That My Cell Phone Going Off?
• Let It All Hang Out
• The Not So Wonderful Wizard of Oz
• Got Insurance?
• A Midwinter Night’s Dream
• Unemployment Line of the Gladiator
• Festival of Archaeologists
• Warning: Don’t Let Me Go on a Game Show!
• Warts and All
• Totally Out of Ideas
• Bunny Rabbit
• A Few Shots Around Town
• HBO
• Trumpets and Trombones
• Osama Goes Green
• No Pain, Just Gain
• My Lucky Day
• The State of the U.S. Botanic Garden
• Internet Junk Drawer 11
• Bright Shiny Penny
• The World According to Hitslink
• K. 426
• Sasha: Nip/Tuck
• The Temple of Bastet at Kom el-Dikka
• The Heidi Montag Self Improvement Program
• NASA’s Used Space Shuttles
• The Vučedol Culture
• MSF Haiti Update
• A Dane at the Alamo? You Betcha!
• Desolation Angels
• Some Advice to Tiger Woods
• The Hound of the Baskervilles: Texting Version
• Oh Bother, Those Annoying Zombies Again!
• Remember Me Good 2
• Cherry Ice Cubes and Refrigerator Magnets
• Beyond Rangoon (and Other Places)
• And the Band Played On
• The 17 Days of Christmas
• Loch Ness Ostrich Revealed
• Sasha’s Yoga Workout
• Special Winter Swimsuit Issue
• Pump Up the Volume
• A Happy Smiley Post
• Alison and Jamie
• Another Little Rant (So Sorry)
• Lux Aeterna
• Fare Forward, Voyagers!
• Hamlet Reloaded
• It’s Magic (Well, Not Really)
• Reading
• The Ghost of Torquay Manor
• Sasha’s Family Tree
• Little Things
• Cilantro Fest ’09
• A Little Cruise
• Jodie Kidd vs Maserati
• It’s Trash Monday!
• People for the Ethical Treatment of Aliens
• Get Me My Makeup Person, Stat!
• Nissin Cup O’ Salt
• Ain’t No Sunshine
• Happy Thanksgiving
• Obama’s Vegetarian (Almost) State Dinner
• Community Service with Sasha Gottataluvya
• You Just Can’t Keep a Good X-Files Fan Down
• A Wonderful Gift
• Naming Conventions in Classical Music
• Invasion of the Bee Girls 2
• Invasion of the Bee Girls
• New U.S. Flag Idea
• Our Dear Departed
• Flame Was Too Hot to Handle!
• The 25th Hour
• Eiffel Tower Gilded
• Really Kinda Sorta Happy Music
• Endora Rules
• Lou Dobbs Retires, Will Spank Mexicans
• For Veterans Day
• Yo Mamba!
• I.Q. vs S.Q.
• A Blending of Icons
• The Hands of the Queen
• Into the Wild
• A Billion Years Away
• Internet Junk Drawer 10
• The Blue Notebook
• Laptop of the Gladiators
• Them Old Cotton Fields Back Home
• Sasha’s 1st Anniversary
• You Mean, We’re Supposed to Pay Rent?
• Worldwide Day of Play
• Dinner
• Emily’s Rope
• Saturday Morning
• The Spokane U.S. Figure Skating Nationals
• 4:38 AM
• No Disaster
• Shark, Octopus, Pop Star
• Please Help Save Fred
• Photos Revisited 11
• Long Live the Queen
• Chopin: Colors and Voices
• Happy Birthday, Mom
• The Location of My Left Hand in Space
• Snacks From Around the World
• A Walk to the Park
• My Kid Avatar
• Vampire Supernanny
• La Place de la Concorde
• Saint Eustache
• The Paris Opera
• Les Tuileries
• You Say You Love Me True
• Le Mozart Noir
• Rising
• Renee and Ed’s Idaho Adventure
• The Mystery of the Amstel Bottle Cap
• Obama and Me
• Catherine Irwin: Short Subjects
• Post Toasties #4
• Post Toasties #3
• Post Toasties #2
• Post Toasties #1
• Heat Break
• Hittin’ on Catherine, Vol 1
• Al’s Pet Garage
• Dogs and Winter
• Summer in the City
• Meercat or No Meercat
• It’s Tough In Jail; or In the Kitchen
• The Politics of Jupiter
• Remembering Laurie Anderson
• What’s With iJustine Anyway?
• Max Weel Take the Pawd
• Flying: Canine Class
• Spokane Falls
• Presidential Travels
• Something Else Happens
• My Apologies
• Richard and Ruth in Spokane
• Sasha’s 1st Birthday Party
• P to QP4
• Anne Sexton: 2 Poems
• Internet Junk Drawer 9
• Pimp My Phone
• Debbie and Bill
• Fireworks
• Bloody Marys and Thai Noodles
• Crazy / Beautiful
• The Wee Hours
• Memory Lane
• Google Mobile
• Photos Revisited 10
• Spring Fever (And a Case of Bass Ale)
• Pulmonary Edema and CHF
• CNN Interrupts Jackson Coverage for News
• Big Plans, Small Budget
• Disasters, Sadness, Rebirth
• Klavier
• Kent State Revisited
• RIP: Ed McMahon
• Longest Day a Total Crock
• Father’s Day With Sasha
• Make Me Smile
• Fork vs. Chopsticks
• Meet Our Damn Whales
• RIP: Crazy Chinese Fan
• And All the While the Music Sings
• Stuff We All Get
• Attack of the Sugar Crazed Dashshund
• My New Job
• My New Blackberry
• Supplement to the Prior Post
• We Happy Few
• My Favorite Actor
• Oh, How Cliche
• Memory Access Syndrome
• Vacationing, Wherever
• Wildwood Flower
• Another Artfest
• Time and Tide
• The Gentlemen’s Club
• More Sasha
• Horse 101
• N. Korea Conducts Nuclear Test
• My Cell Phone is a Dirty Rotten Liar
• Hubble Gets an Upgrade
• Anthony Bourdain
• Real Life
• 25 iPhones, 15 Blackberries, and a Lotta Other Shit
• The Paths of Life
• To Serve and Protect
• Mama Duck Update
• The Complete Toxic Avenger
• Drugs, Ducks, and a Moose
• Here’s Lookin’ At Ya In 3D, Kid
• Crazy and Hot or Just Plain Crazy
• Life Sucks and People Die
• Barbie Gets Ink
• BWV 1052
• A Most Excellent Trek
• Meandering Brooke
• Sasha Ten Months
• Blog Post of the Gladiator
• Floating
• ROTFWL
• My Old Lamp
• Plague Update
• My Father’s Grave
• Oh My God It’s the Bicycle Flu!
• Abnormally Attracted to Tori
• A Little Tornado
• Some Thoughts On 2001
• Madagascar: Seriously This Time
• Sunny Day
• The Courageous Heart of Irena Sendler
• Dachshund Whisperer
• Ed’s Got Your Parking Ticket
• To Make a Better World
• Post 1000
• Okay, I Guess I Have the Hots for Cher
• At the Phlebotomist
• Of Dancing Penguins and Flamingos
• Another Trip to Idaho
• Message in a Bottle
• Suicidal Bush Begs Condi for Help
• A Little Manchester Madness
• Internet Junk Drawer 8
• No USB
• Obama in Britain
• A Short Fable
• National Poetry Month 2
• National Poetry Month 1
• National Poetry Month 3
• Morris Lineup Models, Inc.
• Another Break
• Squeaky Transplant Surgery
• The Mummy’s Hand
• The Amish Fireplace
• Hard Times
• Marilyn and Avedon
• Photos Revisited 9
• Flag
• Caning Citizen Kane
• Starting Your Great Novel
• As Above, So Below
• My New Antique Pliers
• Fred the Non-Intelligent Fern
• My Cheese Enchiladas
• The Difference an Hour Can Make
• Olivia
• Ghandi’s Bong to Be Sold at Auction
• Tom Selleck: Thin Ice
• Patter Patter
• I Dunno, It Just Happened
• Rune Fugue
• Sasha Comes of Age
• It’s the Bird!
• Ash Wednesday
• Remember Me Good
• The Case of the Purloined Periodical
• It’s Not Another Day
• Real Life
• Oh My God, It’s Grapefruit! Run!
• Conan vs. The Deficit Clock
• Love and Knowledge
• New Spock Album Announced
• Now 85.6 Percent Dharma Free!
• Red Rock
• Photos for Angeliki
• More Crap About My Stimulus Check
• Fog, by Carl Sandburg
• A Few Shots Around Town
• Death Wish at 35
• The War of the Whales
• My New Messenger Bag
• Our New Coffee Maker
• Kohinoor Indian Dinners
• Medium Returns — Again
• Superbowl Sunday
• Rhode Island Bails Out California
• King of Hearts
• On a Small Deletion on Updike
• Obama’s New Smartphone
• A Few Shots Around Town
• Internet Junk Drawer 7
• An American Geography Lesson
• Crazy Daisy’s Nightclub 2
• Top From Bottom
• She’s Got — Mail!
• Little Bags of Air
• To Inmates: Please Stop Calling Me
• No Pants
• Big Foot, Actors Survive Kokanee Beer Contest
• Sasha Photos Vol. 3
• A Shortage of Nipples
• Hell, Part 2
• An Unfortunate Occurrence
• Photos Revisited 8
• Heroes
• War Is Hell
• Sorry Mates That I’ve Been Absent of Late
• Far Ends of Tired Days
• I’ll Take a Hot Blonde and a Steak Sandwich
• The Biggest Eye of Them All
• The Mighty Keck in Winter
• More Neko
• Three Sci-Fi Channel Movies
• Well It’s Definitely Winter Now
• The Lobster Phone Upgraded
• Jane Seymour’s Heart Pendant
• Poor Wandering One
• Top Archaeological Discoveries of 2008
• It Sucks Being Batman
• A Really Fast Geo Metro
• Our First Snowfall
• My Naughty Secretary
• Another Doctor Visit
• Bruce’s Enormous Penis
• A Winter Pedal Point
• A Few Shots Around Town
• My Christmas Wish List
• Sasha Photos Vol. 2
• Following a Nuclear Test Near an Uncharted Island
• My Really Great Doctors
• Poem After Sextus Propertius
• Ten Days in Purgatory
• Noir Brooke
• Cars, Raccoons, Brick Walls, Squirrels
• Countries I Wish I Could Be Banned From
• Datura, Vol. 1
• Happy Thanksgiving (Not Worried At All)
• Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror
• Marilyn Revisited
• We’re Back (Sort Of)
• Blog Temporarily Out Of Service
• Leather
• Meat (A Brief History)
• Internet Junk Drawer #6
• Working and Healing
• Noir and Expresso
• Obama Is a Really Nice Guy
• A Little Bit Crazy, But It Just Might Work
• Sasha Photos Vol. 1
• Dewey Wins Election
• Jack Daniels — Mustard?
• The World’s Worst Toilet
• Money Men (My Dad)
• Wild Turkeys Run Amok in Spokane
• Negative Campaign Ads
• Two Poems by Ruckert
• In a Whorehouse and Short of Cash
• My Favorite Bond Girls
• Kirsten Dunst Not Naked
• Monster Trucks
• Friday Harbor, Morning
• For Sale: My Vote
• Venice, Afternoon
• Two Songs
• Giza, Morning
• Stars Diorama
• Wanted: Spare Couch
• Photos Revisited #7
• Avante Garde Fashion
• Falling
• Tori
• Miss Scarlett Gets Married
• Dreams, Satyricon
• First Americans Day
• My Other Pets (Including a Few Cats!)
• On Hospital Food
• Messenger to Mercury
• A Galaxy Far, Far Away
• I Think My Dog Is Smoking Crack
• The Hindu Channel
• New Dog, New Life
• A Familiar Face
• Crazy Daisy’s Nightclub
• The Heritage of Pat Maginess
• This Little Earth
• The Black Hole at the Center of the Galaxy
• The Amazing Falcon Cam
• Paul Newman (1925-2008)
• Star Trek IV: Save the Whales
• A Short Vacation
• National Birds
• I Love Chevron
• Aaarrggh!
• All Birds Should Fly
• Iggy Pop
• Giant Carrot Stems Financial Collapse
• The Land of the House of the Dead
• Glen, My Mom, and Galveston
• My Dear Brooke So Good To See You
• My Romeo and Juliette
• Lipstick On a Pig
• Internet Junk Drawer #5
• Perhaps the Rapture
• Happy To Be Happy
• Indiana Ed and the Temple of Junk
• The Stars Came Falling On Our Hats
• My Baby Sitting Gig: Daisy
• My New Big Pillow
• Night #1
• My New Money
• All Things Must Pass
• The Funeral
• A Damn Strange Morning
• Can’t Stop the Music
• Photos Revisited #6
• Happy Birthday, Mom
• Deja Vu All Over Again
• My Ideal Girl (As If)
• Far From Sleep Forever
• Danes and Great Danes
• The Wanderings of the Ba
• In Which I Space Out Totally, Twice
• The Once and Future Holocaust
• Marilyn’s Butt Revisited
• I Knew It Would Catch Up With Me
• Shivs and Highwaymen
• Not Exactly Ken Burns
• Things to Do With Your Newspaper
• Revenge of the Fly-Thing
• Sea Turtle Journey
• Those Were the Days
• On Shelby Foote
• Comic Book Tattoo
• Charo is Coming! Charo is Coming!
• Your Very Own Personal Jesus
• Cigarettes and Politics
• An Unusual Occurrence
• Watching the Olympics
• A Little Sunday Rant
• Penguin Knighted in Scotland
• Ed’s Eggplant Blog
• The Land of the Golden Fleece
• Room 722
• In the Hospital Again
• More Bright Shiny Eggplant
• Some Shots With My Sister
• It Really Is (Is Not) Rocket Science
• Inward and Outward
• Martian Water Tastes Like Crap
• The Education of Bacchus
• Sexual Fables
• Do Si Do
• I Slept With Scarlett Johannson Last Night
• Take It Easy and Avoid Excitement
• The Greatest Boxing Match in History
• A Message From Angeliki
• Ken Rowe and Sasha (d. 2008)
• Woman Marries Eiffel Tower
• The Continuing Cost of War
• The Best Idea I’ve Heard in Ages
• Learning to Fly
• A Real Investigative Case
• More Strange Dolls
• A Slow Boat to China
• Bears, Wolves, and Culture
• Carter In the Valley
• Top Tourist Locations
• The Eiffel Tower: All Dolled Up
• My Bright Shiny Eggplant
• Baseball Player Injuries
• Angeliki: Aufwiedersehn
• Crazy Stripper Names
• Photos Revisited #5
• A Little Head Banging
• A Few Shots Around Town
• Languishing In Beauty
• More Stuff About Asparagus and Rabbits
• In the Cave
• Comments From A Coolish Cave
• I Drove All Night
• Hey, Just Take Off Your Clothes
• The Dark Journey Into Set
• A Few Shots Around Town
• Bimbollos
• Death of the Fly-Thing
• Scourge of the Fly-Thing
• Heartbeat (Episode 18)
• Seeing In the Dark
• Water More Expensive Than Gas
• My Really Stupid Mistake
• Asparagus On Mars
• Joanne Catherall: New Wave Ultra-Fox
• Batman: Just An Ordinary Guy (Sort Of)
• Mad Men and Hot Women
• Obama Takes Time to E-Mail Miss Scarlett
• Reboot
• The Black Panthers
• Six Degrees of Separation From Salieri
• A Little Trouble With My CSS
• Mr. Ed’s Wild Ferris Wheel Ride
• Baron von Noserhausen (1993-2008)
• A Few Photos
• Tim Russert (1950-2008)
• Uncommon Shakespeare
• Internet Junk Drawer #4
• The World Wide Telescope
• Midsummer Winter Is Its Own Season
• My Terrible Gambling Habit
• Bin Laden’s Brother to Build Bridge to Africa
• New Squeaky Fuzzy Ball
• The Club of the Suicides
• The Big Onion
• A Few Shots Around Town
• Sex and the City vs. Indiana Jones
• Photos Revisited 4
• Good-Bye, Bushi-o
• Flipping Indiana Jones
• The Beijing Olympics: A History
• Scoping Out the Scopes
• My New Swimsuit
• Smart and Funny T-Shirts
• The Sun in Idaho
• My Indiana Jones Adventure
• Miley Gets Naked (But Not Really)
• Jonathan Livingston Seabass
• Curse of the Body Snatchers
• Old Navy Site Not As Good As Commercials
• Paul Still Not Dead; Still Has Cigarette
• Our Local Weather Forecast
• Extreme Money Makeover
• A Few Shots Around Town
• Waiting for Indiana Jones
• My Date With Myself
• I Like Pie
• The Cover Art Mini-Stories
• Psalm 23 (Sort Of)
• More Stuff About Telescopes
• My Internet Junk Drawer #3
• Bad Things About Good Vision
• My New Contact Lenses
• My Bathroom
• My New Fedora
• Currently Not in Love with Cher
• Lucy in the Sky with Bubbles
• On the First of May
• Bombing Denmark With Barbies
• The Kid from U.N.C.L.E.
• One For the Ages
• Those Songs We Sing to Ourselves (Part I)
• Those Songs We Sing to Ourselves (Part III)
• Those Songs We Sing to Ourselves (Part II)
• A Gift From Caterina Winery
• L.A. Dreams
• The Hotel Mauna Kea
• In the High Tower
• If the Pope Were French
• The Non-Hitchiker’s Guide to the Universe
• Disappointed Youth Finds Cavy, Loses Cavy
• Pope Spends 12 Hours at Airport
• Photos Revisited 3
• The Shining One
• My Life In the Mall of Ghosts
• The Nazi Bastard Diaries
• In Which I Call the Cops
• Dalai Lama Speaks in Seattle
• Tiger Woods Bombs in Greenland Open
• Coeur D’Alene Goes Green
• A Couple of New Albums
• Follow the Sun
• Taco Bell Cheesy Love Letter
• My New Keyboard
• Family Reunion
• John Selzler: Faith
• Charlton Heston (1924-2008)
• A Rather Bumpy Morning
• Google Street View Comes to Spokane
• National Poetry Month 3
• National Poetry Month 1
• National Poetry Month 2
• Not An April Fool Post
• Greenland’s Native Language Newspaper
• Aged Paviotso of Pyramid Lake
• My Neighbor Makes Too Much Damn Noise
• Sextus Propertius, Elegy I.18
• Sextus Propertius, Elegy I.19
• How Many Miles to Babylon
• Humpty Dumpty Sat On a Wall
• Baa Baa Black Sheep
• Bread and Water Restaurant Opens in New York
• A Progressive X-Prize Compendium
• A Little Shameless Nostalgia
• Government Should Back Flea-Market People
• Photos Revisited 2
• A Curious Norman Rockwell Painting
• Totally Necessary Advertising
• $1000 Dollar Bill
• WSU Basketball A Little Retro
• Songs We Sing Trailer
• Chinese Premier Can’t Pronounce ‘Dalai Lama’
• A Common Friend To Mankind
• My Fantasy Dinner Party
• Happy Birthday, Tass
• Old Shows, New Shows, New Faces
• Escort Sex Scandal Rocks P.M.P.I.
• Three Albums
• Green Cars and Sebring
• My Totally Boss New Car
• Where the Millet’s High As An Elephant’s Eye
• U.S. to Put Edsel on Mars by 2012?
• The Maltese Falcon Live
• Eliza’s Wild Ascot Story
• 25 To Life In Hell
• Scarlett Johansson Auctioned on Ebay
• Imydwat
• We Live In the Future
• Benedict XVI Issues New Encyclical
• I’ve Got To Get a Haircut
• Music Diplomacy
• The Prophecies of Edwardmus
• Photos Revisited
• Tiny Little Letters From Iwo Jima
• Superman vs. Jose Cuervo
• Air Car Not All Hot Air
• Patty Hearst At Westminster
• Charles Bronson to Take Out Scumbag Satellite
• Hollywood Confidential (Movie Review)
• Enough of the Jane Austen Already
• A Few Shots Around Town
• Happy Birthday, Baron
• At the Creationist Museum
• New Zealanders Discover Earth-Like Solar System
• Curious Archaeological Facts
• Dachshunds Get Screwed At Westminster
• A Mighty Battle
• My Internet Junk Drawer #2
• The Ever Favorite Object of My Heart
• My Dirty Socks Win Super Tuesday
• Spring Festivals
• The Eternal Beauties of Nut
• New Comedy Movies
• Happy Groundhog’s Day
• Clinton and Obama: Fast Facts
• Anne Sexton: A Triptych
• Christina Ricci Molested by Chimp
• Fed Cuts Key Interest Rate by 1.25 Percent
• The Peachy Woo-Woo Bird
• Snow, Wonderful Snow
• Hot Salsa Nature Video
• Mars Yeti Must Be Very Tiny
• A Note On Serial Killers
• Moose Rescue
• WWF Democratic Smackdown ’08
• Spokane Gets On-Line Bus Info
• Skating Away
• Alien Vs. Pinocchio
• Bush Visits Middle East
• The Untouchables
• Goats, Crocodiles, and Thick Accents
• My To-Do List
• I’m Pregnant With an Alien Onion Baby!
• 2007 P.M.P.I. Celebrity Awards
• A Few Shots Around Town
• This Old Stage is Damn Well Broken
• SmartSoft MP3 CD Ripper
• On Archaic Posts
• Meaningless Warning Signs
• Space 2019
• One of Those Calendar Thingies
• This Is Not My BodySpace Page
• My Andy Warhol Porsche 911
• The Onion: Non Plus Ultra
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• What We Treasure Most: The Book of Secrets
• Mars Rovers Keep Going On, and On, and…
• Vladimir Putin: Shirtless Hunk
• Blade Runner: Messing With Perfection
• Chagall Revisited
• Kandinsky Revisited
• Cezanne Revisited
• Matisse Revisited
• Picasso Revisited
• For My Fellow Bloggers
• A Little On Eggs Benedict
• NASA Computer Good With Picking Out Wardrobe?
• Hot Babe Neo-Con T-Shirts
• Wine By the Gallon
• Excavation Report: “Hekman Desk”
• My Christmas Wish List
• The Vienna Vegetable Orchestra
• Make It Right: Power To the People
• My Extended Christmas Card List
• All We Ever Hope For
• Friday Harbor in Winter
• Paris Hilton Not Totally Useless
• Peg Leg Howell: Stompin’ at The Beaver
• More Songs About Pick-Ups and Beer
• Spin
• An Anna Nicole Smith Retrospective
• Cruise To Play Hefner In Movie
• P.M.P.I. Reaches 50K Visitors
• O’Hurley Married For Over Two Three Years
• The World’s Most Beautiful Car?
• Our Sacred Honor
• Food, Great Food, And Lots Of It
• NBC Nightly News With Brian Williams
• My Internet Junk Drawer
• My 500th Post
• Waiting on Godard
• Ken Burns Quickie-Series #2
• Ken Burns Quickie-Series
• Listen Up: Spies’R’Us
• The White Book
• My Space Trip With Judy Davis
• Great Pulp Writers #1
• Winter Leaves
• The Beautiful One Is Come
• Eagles Top Britney Spears on Charts
• Happy Birthday, Ryan
• Writers Strike Hits P.M.P.I.
• “Wonderful Things”
• Kucinich Laughing All The Way to the — Bedroom?
• A Few Shots Around Town
• Jean Beasley Wins Hero of the Year Award
• Kitten-Fighting Scandal Rocks P.M.P.I.
• The Sex Pistols on Craig Ferguson
• Totally Gratuitous Spam
• A Few Good Movies
• NBC’s Medium to Return in January
• Few Tricks, No Treats
• Waterhouse Revisited
• Is Osama Bin Laden Controlling the Weather?
• The Retro Post 2
• DaVinci Revisited
• Degas Revisited
• Manet Revisited
• Klimt Revisited
• Michelangelo Revisited
• Renior Revisited
• Munch Revisited
• Van Gogh Revisited
• Soldier and Child
• Home Sweet Home (Photo Transfers)
• Totally Clueless
• A Few Shots Around Town
• Lemonade and Blueberries
• A Saturday With Judy
• Reese Not a Crack Whore; Doesn’t Steal Babies
• Jean Beasley Makes Animal Planet’s Shortlist
• Confused? Ask the Brain-In-A-Jar!
• Murder Most Fowl
• Apply This Post Directly To Your Forehead
• My Favorite Fork and Spoon
• Windows, Clouds
• Iranian Women Photographers
• The Australian List
• Venice Floods
• Gary’s Turtle Derby
• Survivor China Update (Episode 2)
• My Tomatoes
• Shannon Curtis at Caterina Winery
• SVU Launches 9th Season
• Marcel Marceau Dies
• Barbeque-Hot PETA Ads
• Khephera: The Shining One
• A Little Time on E-Bay
• I’ve Stolen Angelina Jolie’s Lips!
• Schubert Makes TV Guide
• What’s Miss Scarlett Up to Anyway?
• Four Turtles Missing from Great Turtle Race
• A Few Shots Around Town
• The 2007 Emmy Awards
• Those Elizabethan Blues
• My OM-1
• A Few Minor Blog Changes
• Demons of Fashion, Demons of Discourse
• Antiquities Road Show
• The General’s New Clothes
• Pirate Master Update #14 (Finale)
• Maryann Wants Me!
• Learning Never Ends
• A Few Shots Around Town
• Your Little Voice
• A Quiet Little Street 2
• Toxic Barbie
• Stardust (Movie Review)
• The Book of Caverns
• New Fall Television Shows
• Sen. Johnson Returns to Work
• Judy Davis’ Birth Chart
• Pirate Master Update #12-13
• Julia Keefe at Caterina Winery
• My Really Great Birthday
• Some Flowers For Julie
• Another Crazy Chips Ahoy Commercial
• Even More Judy Davis
• A Quiet Little Street
• The Jungle Book Revisited
• The Stars in Their Courses
• A Passage To Cleveland
• Vanessa’s Bunny Costume, Etc.
• Least Popular MP3 Downloads
• Pirate Master Update #10-11
• New Hurricane Names
• Tick Tick Tick
• Opera Cake
• Bacon and Egg Ice Cream?
• Pirate Master Update #8-9
• Stalking Judy Davis
• Man Has Sex With Street Signs
• Bonds Sets New Home Run Record
• Rilke: On Language and Transcendence
• My New M*A*S*H Robe
• Coffee and a Movie. And a Couple of Ryes
• Minneapolis Bridge Totally Fuc
• My Virtual Art Museum
• Simon Schama’s The Power of Art
• On “The Universe”
• Booming Economy Benefits Cows, Chickens
• “Death Cat” Kills 25 in Nursing Home
• Margin for Murder (Movie Review)
• Flack Magnet and Love Magnet
• P.M.P.I.: Totally Out of Touch?
• A Familiar Looking Face
• The Complete Star Trek Psychiatric Disorders
• Remembering Tom Swift Jr.
• The Sun in the Land of Glaciers
• Baron and Lion
• Rub Brittany Spears’ Head for Good Luck
• On Sleuths
• Cyndi Lauper
• On Bell Curves and Ancient Scarabs
• Summer Movie Abstracts
• Pirate Master Update #6-7
• Things I Don’t Know About My Medical Condition
• The Human Race and Pamplona
• Things I’ve Learned on TV
• Happy 4th of July!
• Diana Concert Excellent Overall
• Happy Birthday Diana
• Full Moon Rising
• Pirate Master Update #4-5
• Alexander 90210
• Gonzales Visits Spokane
• Murano Goblet vs. Tin Cup
• My Favorite History Books
• Peace in the Family
• Live Earth Concert Has Its Critics
• Squeaky Fuzzy Ball
• Oathguard’s Cheese Shop
• Sci-Fi Cheescake
• And the Marmot Wept
• The Once and Future Earth
• Sting Sings Dowland (Cont’d)
• Jack White Haunted By Dead Squirrel
• Going Mad
• Upside / Downside
• Apple iPhone vs. S&W .357 Magnum
• Shots Around Town #2
• On Baroque Dance
• Dreaming
• My Guidant Communicator
• Pirate Master Update #1-3
• “Support Our Troops”
• Damn Yankees (And I Mean It)
• Winter’s Remnants
• Bush Gets His Watch Stolen
• Horror Cheesecake
• Monument Circle
• My New Laptop
• Paris Hilton to Cure World Hunger
• Artfest 2007
• Top 25 for the 20th Century
• School of Brady
• Rare Turtle Found in Cambodia
• CBS to Air Pirate Show
• “Nice Town. I’ll Take It.”
• US to Build New Embassy in Iraq
• QE2: What’s Up
• I’m Back (Sort Of)
• The Bus To Everywhere
• In Praise of Shrimp
• What the Frick? It’s a Bunch of Art!
• QE2: So What
• Best Detective Movies
• Unpopular Baby T-Shirt Ideas
• Image Search Roulette
• Kentucky Derby #133
• Bill Gates Goes Insane
• The Imprint of Liberty
• Tumblelogs: Mini-Blogging is Here
• Spokane Baby Makes It Through Surgery
• Great Turtle Race Concludes
• Earthquake Hits Kent
• Gigue
• Totalitarian Tips and Tricks
• Monster: Tragedy and Pathos
• Anime Adventure
• Pregnant Cow Runs Amock in Hanover
• Miss Scarlett Falls Down
• Spring Flowers
• National Poetry Month 3
• Wikipedia: “Ovalutionism”
• National Poetry Month 2
• National Poetry Month 1
• The Retro Post
• Florida Man (Woman) Gets Fired
• Upside / Downside
• Crab Pirates of the Caribbean
• Party at Jim’s Place: BYOB
• Robespierre’s Doll
• On the Boat of Ra
• The Awful Animal
• The Great Sea-Turtle Race
• Another Funny Baseball Story
• Bush Should Lay Off the Baseball
• Ed’s Internal Organs, Vol. 1
• God Bless You, Mr. Vonnegut
• Sony W200 a Lackluster Upgrade
• Studying the Past, Inventing the Future
• Happy As the Grass Was Green
• More Complaints About My Magic Lamp
• In Praise of Mrs. Lind
• Happy Easter
• THE ALL CAPS POST
• Stupid Comic Book Covers
• Shark Develops Simmons Character
• Beasley Elected to Sea-Turtle Board
• Sick Doll (Photo Trip Part 2)
• On Libraries
• Sting Sings John Dowland. No Kidding.
• The Proposal (Movie Review)
• Einstein On Lunch
• Sick Doll (Photo Trip)
• The Rat Patrol In Color
• What’s Sandra Up To Anyway?
• My Garage Item Is Worth What?
• “Remember Me” (Part One)
• “Remember Me” (Part Two)
• Congress Talks About Talking
• Tagged: “Page 123, Paragraph 5”
• What’s Reese Up To Anyway?
• Free “Dragnet” Screensaver
• Watching the Detectives
• Kiss Me, Deadly (Movie Review)
• Captain America Dies in Bathtub Accident
• Tweeking NASCAR
• On “Heroism”
• Gronland og detektiv litteratur
• My Desktop
• Introductory Danish 102
• A Few Shots Around Town
• My Favorite Sci-Fi Novels
• Gary’s “Turtle Love” Video
• Attack of the Sabretooth (Review)
• Time Goes By
• Dog Pound Blues
• Drinking, Smoking, Whoring, Gambling
• Inconvenient Truths
• Underworld
• The Twelfth Hour
• No Fun and Games
• Joan Cusack Is (Is Not) Getting Screwed
• On the “Civil War in Iraq”
• My Tarot Reading
• All Things Waterhouse
• On Glenn Gould
• My Neck of the Woods
• Taking a Nap
• Dealing with Low-Res in 16:9 Aspect
• A Brief Statement By the Author
• On the “War On Terrorism”
• It’s Spring Festival!
• Women in Great Dresses
• Miss Ghost Whisperer: February 2007
• The 100 Things List (Continued)
• Thoth Loves Ma’at
• Re: Gay Marriage and Other Subjects
• 10 Best Albums Ever
• An Evening with Conan the Barbarian
• Sci-Fi Channel Celebrity Poker
• Crazy Chips Ahoy Commercial
• An Open Letter From Sheep
• Public Service Announcement
• Kraft Easy Cheese (Review)
• Savior (Review)
• Posts That Never Made It
• Celebration
• The Robotic Parking Garage? Hmmm.
• Introductory Danish 101
• Shark Adds Marlowe-Style Detective
• Man Gets Drunk, Wins Free Trip To Fargo
• Barbaro Reaches Final Finish Line
• Strange Dolls Vol. 3
• Strange Dolls Vol. 2
• The Greatest Movie Sea-Turtle Story Ever
• Strange Dolls
• Spokane Hosts Ice Skating Championships
• All These Words: MOW
• Dead Famous Musicians: Or Almost
• Cosi fan Tutti (Excerpt)
• I Wanna Be An Iguana
• P.M.P.I. Reaches 20K Visitors
• Hell’s Bells and German Sixths
• Pepsi “Jazz” Tastes Like Crap
• Judy Garland Begins New Film Project
• P.M.P.I. Forms Exploratory Committee
• Bush Gives State of Union Address
• Hot Spots and Very Hot Spots
• Dusk In the Rear View Mirror
• Screen Shots Vol. 2
• P.M.P.I. Weather Report Jan. 20, 2007
• Truth and Belief
• Congress Votes to “Discipline” Bush
• The Black Dahlia Revisited
• All the Empty Spaces
• Hardboiled Omelette-Making With “Eddie Crocker”
• Recent Blog Stats: Thanks for Reading!
• The P.M.P.I. Femme Fatale List
• Cate Blanchett? Snoozzzz….
• Screen Shots Vol. 1
• Danny Roma Pops the Big Question
• Some Thoughts on Human Nature
• At the Winter Gun Show
• Hand and Pen at Last
• How Much for That Damn Book?
• Wailaway
• Ansel’s Turtle
• “Waiting for My Real Life to Begin”
• 2007: Back to Reality
• The Ironic Death of Pietro Rizzello
• “Self, Chamber”
• “Presence, Absence”
• “Evening, Vapors”
• Evil’s Rather Banal End
• Polar Bears Stare Into Meaningless Void
• Misty’s Little Adventure
• “The Crime of the French Cafe” (Part 1)
• “The Crime of the French Cafe” (Part 2)
• A Bob and Scarlett Christmas from P.M.P.I.
• Into My Lying Down Bed
• from JFK: The Secret Diaries
• My Christmas Wish-List
• “Self-Portrait, Solstice”
• Happy Winter Solstice
• The Metabolic Institute? Yeah, Right.
• Burnin’ Our Privateer Flag Fine By Us
• Arthur (2004) an Excellent Adaptation
• Actor Michael Gilden Dies
• The 100 Things List (Slightly Modified)
• A Room Full of Feathers
• “This Christmas, Give Her Something Special”
• Method for Holding a Digital Point and Shoot Camera
• Auspicious Beginnings (and Continuings)
• “Fog, Night”
• Looking Inside of a Black Hole
• Superhero Rates to Climb in 2007
• “Sunset, December”
• Hands and Feet
• Six Degrees of Separation from Actual Bacon
• Regina Spektor: “Us” and “Fidelity”
• I Think I’m Being Poisoned By Vladimir Putin
• The Dark Side of Mary Poppins
• .45 Detective Hardboiled Action Game
• “Hello, Robert”
• I Think I’m In Love. Or Maybe In Lust.
• My Magic Lamp Won’t Work
• Post-Vacation Update
• I’m Off On Vacation!
• My 100th Post
• “Slow Party” Politics
• “Ummm, yeah. Right.”
• Saddam Hussein Gets Five Years Probation
• From White Wedding to White Christmas
• Truth, Science, and the Upcoming Elections
• The Intangibles
• My Alternate Blogs
• Bay the Turtle Moves to Her New Home
• A Pleasant Little Drive in the Country
• That Killer Smile (Part 1)
• That Killer Smile (Part 3)
• That Killer Smile (Part 2)
• A Little Problem at the Bank
• Pointing the Finger Where it Belongs
• How to Survive a UFO Abduction
• My Alter-Ego Blog
• Girls Gone Wild Gone Horribly Wrong!
• James Woods Returns to Television in Shark
• Magnum P.I. : Most Popular Dick on T.V.
• Death in Venice
• I Already Told ‘Ya, I Don’t Know Nothin’ About It!
• I Swear, I Don’t Know Nothin’ About It!
• Travels in (H)yperreal (D)efinition (T)ele(V)ision
• Least Popular MP3 Downloads
• The One Million Rounds Per Minute Machine Gun
• My Favorite Joke
• Marie Antoinette: A Real Person?
• Hardboiled Fitness with Jack La Lanne
• Another Tough Flight
• Lock Picking 101 for Private Eyes
• Things to Do with My Blog Volume 3
• The Strange Friends of Clarence V. Patterson III
• When My Day is Done I Go to Bed
• Cool Us to Shafts of Granite
• The Black Dahlia (2006)
• Steve Irwin (1962-2006)
• The Problem with Molly
• Bare Trap by Frank Kane (Book Review)
• The Abyss Calls Forth the Abyss
• A Little Incident On the Plane
• Bill Blanc — Private-Eye for the Next Decade
• I, the Jury by Mickey Spillane (Review-Essay)
• A Cold Call Gets Hot
• DaVinci’s Inquest (Review)
• Darkess Around Me Like a Cloak (Excerpts)
• P.M.P.I. Detective Novel Conventions
• Another Disasterous Date
• The Best Game of Clue Ever
• The Trouble with Velma
• All My Todays (a P.M.P.I. Short Story)
• Mickey Spillane (1918-2006)
• Everybody’s a Critic!
• The Snarl of the Beast by Carroll John Daly (Review)
• A Really Bad Night for Jane
• It’s a Dog’s Life (a P.M.P.I. Short Story)
• Poisons Unknown by Frank Kane (Review)
• The Salesman (a P.M.P.I. Short Story)
• Turner’s P.I. Not Tough Enough? Hardly!
• The P.I.’s Second Best Friend
• Squasharita Mixed-Drink Recipe
• Dusk Until Dawn (Chapters 1-2)
• Dusk Until Dawn (Front Matter)
• Dusk Until Dawn (Chapters 3-4)
• Dusk Until Dawn (Chapters 7-8)
• Dusk Until Dawn (Chapters 5-6)
• Dusk Until Dawn (Chapter 9-10)
• Dusk Until Dawn (Chapters 11-12)
• Dusk Until Dawn (Chapters 13-14)
• Dusk Until Dawn (Chapters 15-16)
• Dusk Until Dawn (Chapters 17-18)
• Dusk Until Dawn (Chapters 19-20)
• Dusk Until Dawn (Chapters 21-22)
• Dusk Until Dawn (Chapters 23-24)
• Dusk Until Dawn (Back Matter)
• from The Evil of Dr. Strange (Issue No. 47)
• Mansquito is a Winner!
• from The Diary of Herman Goering (Part 40)
• from The Diary of Albert Speer (Part 37)
• That Explains That
• from The Diary of Joseph Goebbels (Part 63)
• from The Diary of Joseph Goebbels (Part 1)
• from The Diary of Joseph Goebbels (Part 5)
• Making Movies in America
• Announcement
• It’s a Hard Boiled World
• A Guy Wrote on My Damn Blog
• The Ten Commandments: Reloaded
• NOTICE
• CSI: Noir
• Working on the Case Files
• A Good Start