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More of "this insanity" (as Allan puts it).


Every once in a while, and alone with
friends, Mark Twain liked to show off
his powers as a wizard.


Most were unaware of the behind-the-scenes
animosity and back-stabbing that went on in
the Miss Baltimore Beach pageant of 1922.


After drawing the short straw, Robert
became the first person to try out the
new bullet-proof vest idea.


Paul certainly did know how to show a
girl a good time.


Cold war or not, capitalist decadence or not,
Leonoid Brezhnev just couldn't resist taking
a peak at Jill St. John's ass.


Eleanore was committed to following in the
footsteps of her famous grandfather, the
Scarlet Pimpernel.


For various reasons, the first annual S.S.
candidate slumber party proved to be the
last annual S.S. candidate slumber party.


After 4 hours, 15 minutes, and 17 seconds,
Salvador Dali finally won the staring
contest against the rhinoceros.


The members of the Martinsville local of
the Klu Klux Klan were quick to make thier
point that only they were good enough to
ride a ferris wheel.


In spite of their reservations in many areas,
the soldiers had to agree: Joseph Stalin was
a damn handsome man.


After the tragic incident in 1923,
lions were banned from participating
in the Paris Grand Prix.


The Comte de Fallance often liked to hang
with his posse of harlequins.


Trying unsuccessfully for almost two hours to
get everybody into the carriage at once, Pere Milner
abandoned his plan for "a little family day trip."


The workers at the Bronx Zoo were sad after
the death of Abu the Elephant, who had been
run over by a giant steam roller.


After an hour of standing on the street with
no customers, Svetlana sadly gave up her idea
of becoming a prostitute.


Chief White Cloud didn't care how many times
they played it: He just didn't like jazz.