A few more Facebook ads that have popped up.

I'm tempted. It might come in handy as
I brave the elements going to my grocery
across the street.

I'll take the blonde on the right. I hope
she doesn't mind sleeping on the love seat.

I wonder. Is that age 54 at the time I apply?
Or is it 54 at the time I get the test iPad
and use it? Or do I have to be 54 at the time
I apply AND while I test the thing? Fuck it,
it's just way too complicated.

Uh, I'll keep those in mind. But it better
be a pretty short list.